It began, as all good 2020 capers do, with a tweet from the president of the United States. It ended with his personal lawyer in the parking lot of a landscaping company, struggling to be heard over a man in his underpants shouting about George Soros.
Journalists from around the world who had gathered in Philadelphia, most of whom had spent the last four days transfixed by moving maps on CNN, were eager for stimulation, and perhaps as a side note to see evidence of massive election fraud the president and his lawyers had alleged. Truth be told, it didn’t matter. However this turned out, Four Seasons Total Landscaping was the story now.
“What they did is they got ‘em fearful with corona, and once they got them in a fearful state, they suppressed them, they funelled all the ballots through mail-in, where they controlled that process, they can manipulate better,” he said. One journalist remarked that the entire episode was beginning to acquire a Muammar Gaddafi flavour to it. When Nato powers started to bomb Tripoli in support of Libyan rebels and it appeared the leader was on his last legs, he emerged briefly from hiding riding a golf cart and holding an oversized umbrella. It was intended to project perseverance and strength — it had the opposite effect.
Soon after, the sound of car horns honking and cheers in the street began to drift into the backlot of Four Seasons Total Landscaping. “I’m here to describe to you the first part of a situation that is very troubling,” he began. He went on to claim that dead people were still voting in Philadelphia.He said he had brought with him a number of poll watchers who alleged that they had been blocked from monitoring the vote count. When they spoke, however, their complaint appeared to centre around how far they had been asked to stand away from the counting process.
The perfect setting!
Bahaha. Not over. Stay tuned ye of little faith
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It was the most embarrassing moment of a press conference in the history of politics, but next to adult bookstore.
In the front of a Plants Nursery, with Rudy talking BS, and 9 ppl. listening to him, rather than the Hotel Rudy was imagining. The book bookstore, perfect place for Rudy and the Grabber. History will be making fun of it forever, around the Milky Way Galaxy, and Europe. LOL.
In between an adult bookstore and a crematorium...Lotion to Lotion, Dust to Dust...Were the cremated remains the 'Dead Biden Voters' getting a Happy Ending?...Do you want your ribs with a dry rub, or drizzled in sauce?...so much joke potential...
Played yourself AGAIN! That was done on purpose! HAHAHAHA The TDS is so strong that you don't know that the Four Seasons Total Landscaping is a Biden money laundering scheme for the DNC! May God have mercy on your lost souls.
The Trumpers are all low class.
You poor Trump fans he want to make his last buck on you so donate to his fight LMAO!!!!
Did they pass out red dildos?
That landscape company is currently digging up the lawn at the White House.
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