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I Just Developed a Sexual Superpower. Please, God, Make It Go Away.

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I can't get off without doing like 17 loads of laundry.

I’m a trans guy who started testosterone earlier this year. It’s mostly been amazing—one of the best things I’ve ever done for my own well-being—but because bodies are gonna body, of course there’s one weird side effect that’s driving me nuts. Where most transmasc people get vaginal dryness from T, I’ve gone in the opposite direction: my body has suddenly decided to start squirting. Enthusiastically. Nearly every time I orgasm.

And since these are all educated guesses for your body at best, the other route is to begin an acceptance that your body expresses itself in a way when you feel pleasure that straight up sucks sometimes, even most of the time. You can have your moments where you get your puppy pads, your washable squirt blankets, or a quickie in the shower, but you’re also allowed to negotiate yourself out of masturbation because you just don’t fucking feel like it today. This feels unfair, and it is.

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