I Am The Politics Editor And I Have Absolutely No Idea What Happens Next

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I am not going to pretend to have many answers right now.

President Donald Trump gives a thumbs up as he steps off Air Force One upon arrival at Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland on October 1.that has killed more than one million people, 32 days out from the election, some questions about our democracy naturally arise, such as: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH?

I’ve been writing a version of the Donald Trump Has The Coronavirus story since March, when news broke that the president had potentially been exposed to the virus at Mar-a-Lago. I, along with BuzzFeed News’ science editor, have regularly updated that prewritten story ever since with more and more grim updates about the virus and the administration’s botched response.

I’m not going to pretend here to have many answers to anything right now . But there are a few directions worth letting your mind wander to as you settle into this new, escalated-chaos reality.This deeply weird presidential campaign as we know it could theoretically be over. If Trump commits to quarantining for the CDC recommended minimum, he would be sheltered from the public until at least mid October. We don’t know if there are going to be large-scale Trump rallies.

 

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You have no idea what happened previously, either.

No wonder...

Then maybe you shouldn't be the politics editor

Then you are not qualified for your job

How is buzzfeed still a thing

Show me where anyone fucking asked

How in the holy f%ck is BuzzFeed even a thing....with paid employees? How? It's mind boggling.

Called doing what you were hired to do and actually look into it yourself

Figure you’ll just make up some more bullshit

Shocker..

MSM will lie,lie again & lie more.

Your rag not knowing what's going on is normal for FakeNewsMedia

You don't even know what happened last so not surprised

Yea that’s part and parcel of working at Buzzfeed.

Honesty. Did hell freeze over?

Per usual.

You've been clueless all along, so why would it change?

Is this not the daily BuzzFeed politics article

I think at BuzzFeed you’re supposed to write stuff no one believes & criticize the people that own buzzfeed for being corporate greed mongers DeadspinModel

Don’t sweat it. You’re Buzzfeed. People don’t rely on you for information. They just like to mock and laugh at you.

Ok Captain Obvious

😂😂😂

If things don't go well Vladimir Putin will inherit America. I'll be your anonymous source. I know you guys have no integrity so this should be good for 10-15 article's.

That’s because you work for a nonsensical rag.

Coming from buzzfeed I'm not surprised. I'm sure you'll make something up.

Hugs!

We know you don't know😏 DemDemise2020

We all knew everyone at were clueless partisan hacks. Blow queens for DNC

Sounds like you are in the wrong position.

Someone give this person the Pulitzer right now

To the surprise of nobody.

Par for the course

He will be fine like the other 99.6% of population

Buzzfeed's MO

So, no change, then.

So... a normal day for?

LMAO. You work for Buzzfeed. No one expects you to know anything.

* for BuzzFeed And yeah, not surprising.

Common Core failed you.

We have faith you can weave Russia (!!!!!) into the narrative. Real life hasn’t mattered to y’all anyway.

Maybe because you don't actually know anything about politics...

The first step is admitting you have a problem Buzzfeed

The buzzfeed employee doesn't know anything? What a shock! Next thing you'll say is that the sky is blue!

What a shocker.

Yea, we’re not surprised 🙄

U ask “What should we think about pundits who tell us what this really means for the election?” but not: could this be a political stunt? How do we know? Could he be avoiding more debate & looking to garner sympathy votes? I’m not a conspiracy guy, but nothing would shock me.

He is just doing this to distract from the Mueller investigation you fools, don’t fall for it.

That's OK, we're not looking to you for answers or insight.

You don't know what happens when a president is ill?

How do you not know this? The answer is USNORTHCOM and General Dickinson who is part of the actual Continuity of Government.

Is this an old article?

So status quo, then

You’re BuzzFeed. As the outfit best known as “the internet’s cancer“ it’s your job not to know what happens. buzzfeediscancer

That’s just because you work at Buzzfeed

nationalparke This headline is aggressively millennial

He gets over it and thrashes Biden in November due to communists rioting, and lefties backing them up. Unless you think regular families like being bashed for walking the streets?

That’s a given.

Translation: We're not sure how to propagandize this situation yet.

Who cares what you know or don’t know. Why are you inserting yourself into a news story. How big is your ego?

You should probably resign then.

You test positive for TDS. Good luck finding a cure!

Don’t worry! You’ll be getting more talking points sent to you from the DNC leadership, I’m sure, complete w the derogatory word for the day.

So, we can put a wrap on Buzzfeed's politics coverage then? Please?

So no different than any other day?

Admitting you have a problem is the first step. Too bad the first step took several years...

You never did

Just make something up like you usually do.

The same thing that has happened in the past when other Presidents have been sick.🙄

Not surprised.

Sounds about right. You have no idea what's going on now either.

And more Democrats get there news from Buzzfeed than any other source.

We believe you.

You barely know what's going on now, how the hell could you see what happens next?

Lol - Why not, you pretend every other day.

Sounds like you're over qualified for Buzzfeed then.

0 people are surprised by this.

He recovers, wins in November, and all the leftists move to Canada as they promised. There I figured it out for you. PM me and I'll tell you how to send me your salary for the day.

You've never had any idea. .

BuzzFeed doesn't know what's going on? And water is wet.

We knew that.

you work at buzzfeed, you know nothing at all

This should come as no surprise to anyone who is familiar with buzzfeed.

Really? Here’s what happens next if he doesn’t die..... He lies and says his illness was no big deal. He continues to say the pandemic is a hoax. He continues his normal BS. This is all about HIM. Always is;always will be.

This is not news. This is known

We know

If you lived outside a bubble you would know

Trump gets better, and we move on like nothing happened?

Did you run out of weed? You guys are funnier when you're writing while high and shit.

Yeah, we knew that years ago.

You'll lie again, of course...

Well Buzzfeed never knew what was going on anyways.

We give Journos helicopter rides

Then you shouldn't be political editor.

Pro tip: Don’t tip your hand publicly when you are ignorant on a topic you specialize in

Bahahahahaha buzz feed is such a joke!

Um.... this has been evident to us for the last four years.

Awe sweetheart, you never do.

The President quarantines...is fine...life rolls on. What’s the confusion?

We are lost without buzzfeed. Where’s Ja Rule?!

Isn't it your job to report facts and not predict the future?

Then find another editor?

Not surprising.

Lol buzzfeed political editor 🤣🤣🤡

You mean just like every other day for you.

shocking! Buzzfeed is clueless

Obviously

So everything is working as usual at the buzzfeed offices?

Well we have all come to expect all Buzzfeed employees have absolutely no idea either.

Well you work for buzzfeed so nobody's surprised

Buzzfeed is worthless air-headed grifter dribble.

Nothing changes them.

Yep. Accurate analysis & critical thinking, it's not for you.

That's not news to us.

like you knew what was happening before.

Don't worry, none of us were looking for the politics editor at buzzfeed to actually know anything about how to move forward so you're good!

Basically nothing changes at buzzfeed

The only reason I saw this was because someone retweeted your sheer lack of knowledge. I'll continue to never read your articles because I can do way better research than your whole outfit combined, and within hours. I would say you folks are the worst, but CNN still exists.

No one gave you a bullshit dossier to peddle yet? No surprise you’re confused.

Understatement of the year

Well, in fairness, you work at BuzzFeed. That's like being the tallest midget.

That's because you're so far down on the propagandist's totem pole, that you are tasked with publishing only the filthiest lies, in order to launder it enough for the Weekly World News to be able pick it up and hand it off to a rag like the daily Beast.

I’ll tell you. Trump gets through this quickly with no adverse effects. Wins re-election in an epic landslide because Dems are so upset he didn’t die they forget to send in their stacks of Biden ballots. A now immune President Trump provides his antibodies & ends Covid worldwide

This is why you are known as low info.

Maybe put up a quiz to see what member of One Direction you are based on your feelings of Trump having the Corona Virus. I hope I get Harry.

Take a nap.

This is why you don’t hire people like ‘Matt Berman’ out of ethnic nepotism

Then should you BE the Politics Editor?

Oh no...the world will devolve into Chaos!!!

Just do what you usually do. Make stuff up.

If Trump is not capable of performing his duties the VP, Pence, steps in. If Pence goes down, Pelosi!

How is that new?

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That why anybody with a brain doesn't take you guys seriously.

Usually, that doesn't stop you from publishing nonsense! 🤔

You’re at Buzzfeed. You also have little idea of what already happened.

Ask Vice News. They always have something.

Your reporting has made that obvious for a while now.

I’m sure you will make up something

October Surprize! You pivot back to cat videos?

Nobody expects Buzzfeed editors to have a fucking clue, don't worry about it lol

Why would you? That would require you to be aware of how things work instead of being a listicle creator.

So, status quo?

LOL Politics Editor You think you're somebody Nobody cares.

Well... That's because you are hacks

Imagine saying you're a politics editor and don't know what happens in this situation. This is something you learn in fucking middle school. 😂

Is that a general confession or something specific to the moment?

It’s like they’re self aware finally.

What if buzzfeed is actually trump himself writing fake stories to see how stupid people are that hate him so much they'd believe water was arsenic

To do your job for you, but we wait and see what happens. Most likely, he will get better and have mild symptoms. If not, obviously there is a constitutional process.

'After hearing the news of POTUS catching Covid, my first thought was to go see what advice the politics editor for BuzzFeed has for us.' Said no one ever!!!

Buzzfeed confused

I AM LITERALLY SHAKING CRIPPLED BY SHOCK delete your account and profession.

Shocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

. . . What's changed?

Showing your true color... Buzzfeed is FakeNews!

A politics editor for buzzfeed wouldn’t lol. This is literally why we have a VP, right?

good. can you stick to presentation of facts rather than interpretation. there is no one on earth who knows whats going to happen next.

Entirely unsurprising.

This is why y’all should of never ventured into politics... but GREED

Just make something up like you usually do FakeNews

That sums up everything you need to know about BuzzFeed. He’s sick for Gods sake. You think no president has ever been sick? And if he’s hospitalized? You think no president has ever been hospitalized? And if (God forbid) he dies? You think no president has ever died?

The same damn thing that has happened thru out our history,he quarantines and does business remotely until well, if he is hospitalized and can't do his job then we have Pence until he is well ...Same as what happened with Reagan. Sit down!

You work at Buzzfeed. Go make a survey asking me which type of grilled cheese sandwich I am.

Any one surprised BuzzFeed of all places has no idea what is doing?

That’s because the media breathlessly thrives on drama and outrage and made-up crap.

This is why I only read your crap when it's retweeted by someone else.

That might be because you don’t know shit from apple butter

Make a listical

JamesPindell Now your going to have to cover Biden lol

You know I wouldn’t wish covid on anyone. Expect that douche, he deserves it for him it’s just karma.

How blind is everyone? I called this back in April. CovidSpurs expect a Pence NikkiHaley ticket

Doesn't Pence fill in while the President is in quarantine? Or will Trump Zoom press conferences from his bed? I think we are about to find out.

No wonder you work for buzzfeed

nationalparke We live in interesting times.

You act like being the politics editor bestows special knowledge or abilities upon you.

How do we know it is true?

He resigns and has pence pardon him for everything

It's 2020 -- might as well go with the Magic 8-Ball.

4 weeks till Election Day. We all need to stay focused. If it’s true, no pity, Karma AmericaOrTrump Vote and VoteHimOut

Investigate how Bolsinaro handled his “diagnosis”. What did it do to his poll numbers? How did he talk of COVID? I put nothing past Trump. No one is talking about ProudBoyTrump MelaniaTapes ElectionIntegrity TrumpIsALiar

No one does it seems. I’m terrified of November.

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