How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

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Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality.

Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality.

 

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This is my favorite part of Halloween

classic

jacksonmahomes

Alex from a clockwork orange is another good one, especially for this kid.

Reminded me of this little boy from Curb

Participants trophies in his pockets would do the trick.

TheAngryTrain How many years did you dress as GI Joe? 🤣

A classic

Y’all need to bring back Today Now!

Now do the opposite; “cute girly outfits for your butch daughter”

Forcing the Gay is a form of liberal birth control they claim Conservatives just send you to war or give you a virus

I remember seeing this the first time and always think about around Halloween haha! “I’m a big old bear!”

Evergreen

THE FUCKING VAMPIRE AGHAJAHJAHJA

Looks like a U2 album

Man I was just browsing r/arethestraightsok too

how did you get this picture of me

Lmao what is this ad

The term 'son' is offensive. And 'sun' too.

Showed that video to my mom the other day. One of the fuckin funniest Today Now! segments they’ve done. I miss Jim and Tracey 😣😩🤘

munkimunkenberg

Hello Travis!

😂😂😂😂

Simply one of the all time best Onion bits

Kendon_Braser “THEY’RE TURNING THE FROGS GAY”

Bichygmac

has some stones to post this. They are never going to be able to host the Golden Globes now

- Every boy being raised in Manhattan

Army had half day

This “Gay Gene” is affecting all of our children. Must be something in the vaccines and chemtrails.

🤔

I remember this one. 'I'm a big ol' bear.' 😂

Oh man, a Halloween classic. I look forward to watch this every year.

Let femboys be femboys.

Awe, that face is precious. But, what exactly is he planning for the enemy?

CLASSIC

Funny as fuck then, still funny as fuck now.

really,just not funny

If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of thousands of well-meaning and loving but somewhat homophobic fathers flocking to this post

As if femboys don't wear military uniforms just for fun. The furry costume was probably a bad idea, though.

still one of the greatest things on the internet ever.

femboys 🤤🤤🤤

This is one of the best sketches I have seen. First discovered it on YT, a while ago.

Classic

So dark. Love it 😍

Classic 😂😂😂😂

The best one is to have him wear the still-warm skin of a deer he killed. If you give him gloves his tiny, soft hands can double as hooves

Classic.

YESSSSSSSSSS

Aaah, nice. It's 'Private Benjamin'. 👍🙂

This is gold.

morgangrimes326

𝐵𝓇𝓊𝒽 𝐼’𝓂 𝒢𝑒𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑒 𝒲𝒶𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓉𝑜𝓃 - 𝒢𝑒𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑒 𝒲𝒶𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓉𝑜𝓃

wow 🙏🙏 just what i've been looking for ! the water is poisoning our young 😡😡

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