The best way to respect local guidelines and honor cultural customs is to just shut up. Just shut the fuck up. Just keep your stupid fucking mouth closed. Keep your lips sealed, and your stupid thoughts in your ignorant little head where they belong at all times.Don’t go to museums and slap paintings and statues because you don’t like the way they’re looking at you.Pointing Out The U.S.
Make a great impression by allowing hospitals, fire stations, and government offices to remain unscathed.Grow up and splurge for the drone.If you think you might have some smallpox, wait until you’re all clear because spreading smallpox in an unsuspecting population helps no one.Maybe that’s what you do in your home country, but you need to pick up the pace and walk in a forward motion if you want to fit in.
Go around acting like Borat.
Junkie girlfriend Jane -- bb205
Major woke conundrum: how to insta-brag without being called out by fellow wokes. The solution for Xer women used to be to take a photograph with lots of African kids. I saw that dating profile 9 million times
Who cares? I’m the one on holiday!
Nice help text. Thanks! Not to worry though.
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Don’t act American. The end
Pro tip: Canadian patches on the backpack. (If you're American)
Hint 1: Don't be an American. :p *am sure someone somehow will br horribly offended, it's a joke, lighten up Francis.
Stay home?
That’s so funny because Americans suck
It's so funny I forgot to laugh
Where's the fun in that?
ellenui 🤣
'Don't go?' Lmao
stay home savedyouaclickbutclickanyways
wear a hat
stay home
Stay home.
michaelianblack just give a once over. Just in case.
So you are saying don’t wear an LSU hat, shirt and shorts when you visit the Tower of London!?! Literally saw a dude dressed this way at the Tower of London.
impossible
Slide 8 is the way to do it
Don’t storm the Capital. Ever.
The picture art on this should be an “influencer” boyfriend waiting in line to take the exact same photo as 50 other carbon copy wannabe influencer girlfriends.
Related: American Tourist Increasingly Anxious He Can't Find A McDonalds in Country He Visiting
Step 1: Wear a Canadian flag Step 2: Act like a Canadian
Stay home?
Ha, I'm too poor to be a tourist!
1. don't be American 2. don't be English
1: Don't be Murican.
'Wear a Trump 2020 or 2024 shirt. It will show you are an alpha male since all other countries love Trump. Also ask why they don't accept the US dollar everywhere you go.'
What are tourist traps for if not to catch those tourists.
If your a ‘Mercian, it’s best you stay home
Like the 'tourists' on Jan 6th?
Yup.
Don't be elonmusk
Or bring them to France during an important soccer match, it won't matter if you are an asshole tourist...
Rd333
Don't be a tourist. Don't travel. Just be an asshole to your neighbors.
Step 1: don’t go
here's a great joke 👍🥉🥉
It's easy. Just don't be Chinese.
Why is the Onion posting this? I thought it was a common sense.
Not exactly the satire we need in our lives right now... specially with do many other targets still at play.
Don't be a Tourist Back pack across Europe Best time of my life
HAVING MY PICTURE TAKEN
Last night (8.22.2021) I (finally) discovered there is NO FLASH in selfie-mode. Mind-Boggling. selfie
Delicious football milk. That sweet sweet sweat potion.
Great another gray beard.
Don’t ask stupid questions. Know the name of your hotel. Dont ask a question than immediately follow it up with “we’re not from here” and “it was a 14 hour drive from Scranton”: your question made that clear, let me answer it lol, heard the same question 3 times today
Don't leave a restaurant without putting your chairs back under table
dont be american
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