House Democrats Vow To Hold President Accountable With Agriculture Bill Where First Letter Of Every Line Spells Out ‘Impeach Trump’

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WASHINGTON—Seeking to mollify a segment of their base clamoring for inquiries into the president’s misconduct, House Democrats announced Tuesday that they would be holding the administration accountable by voting on an agricultural bill in which the first letter of every line spells out “Impeach Trump.” “We believe this is a fair compromise that falls short of the full impeachment inquiry some have asked for, but still shows voters who have the correct decoder that Democrats aren’t taking this president’s crimes lying down,” said House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, telling reporters that the bill had been brought to the floor despite objections from Democrats in battleground districts who generally favored a more complex alphabetic cipher that would eventually spell out “Impeach Trump if polling improves,” or, “Impeach Trump at the ballot box.” “When our children look back on this period of history, they will know that the Democratic party served as a check on this corrupt administration by putting forward a bold and straightforward word puzzle proclaiming that this is not who we are as Americans.” At press time, an elated Hoyer confirmed that the House had secured the bill’s passage after tacking on an additional $2.5 million in funding for the president’s border wall.

 

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I got Dem peaches

Nancy Pelosi has one of the best political minds in Washington, so she probably has some sort of plan, but I wish she'd hurry the fuck up with it already.

Like Congress would put a bill forward with only 12 lines... Maybe the first letter of every page?

You are so tricky, super stupid, but tricky

A cross tic

Oh come on Onion, you're giving them to much credit. Pelosi is the only one of that bunch that can read or write. And she only writes in Latin. Of course she writes it backwards and in the blood of the innocent on paper made from the skin of newborns.

Don’t upset me. You’re supposed to make me laugh.

Nancy ain't that gutsy

I thought you only made jokes

Finally! We have an opposition party!!

Hard to laugh about the absolute phoniness of the Dem party controllers. Remember, Pelosi did a grand 8 hr talkathon for 'Dreamers.' 'In heels!'

Be funny if not so close to truth.

What I've come to expect from the Democrats... a truly stunning and brave course of action.

Oh, I get it - they have to have him sign it because they need his ok before they can do anything and not the other way around! Pretty slick.

I love the bold plan. I hope they can pull it off.

whelp some people are going to eat the onion

I would love to see a bill that is only 7 lines long.

Tricky they are! They must know that Trump can read.

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S O B R A V E

JeffandWill Ah yes, the Schwarzenegger Acrostic Maneuver.

But Pelosi said she wouldn’t endorse impeaching him!

Damn it, this is supposed to be satire, not reality.

James May would be proud.

They told the President it was called ‘I’m peach President’ Bill.

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Try new and improved Impeach Trump soy products. Now with more carcinogens.

No one cares about Socialist=Dem=Liberal hate and corruption get a life.

RepJeffries ImpeachTrumpNow

they'd never be this bold

a relief. every time i see ridiculous stuff like this, I always think, god i hope that's the onion. too many times it is not.

You did it elonmusk

Get his ass

This is the one that’ll get him

Plant him with the Troll 2 crowd

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