I got Dem peaches
Nancy Pelosi has one of the best political minds in Washington, so she probably has some sort of plan, but I wish she'd hurry the fuck up with it already.
Like Congress would put a bill forward with only 12 lines... Maybe the first letter of every page?
You are so tricky, super stupid, but tricky
A cross tic
Oh come on Onion, you're giving them to much credit. Pelosi is the only one of that bunch that can read or write. And she only writes in Latin. Of course she writes it backwards and in the blood of the innocent on paper made from the skin of newborns.
Don’t upset me. You’re supposed to make me laugh.
Nancy ain't that gutsy
I thought you only made jokes
Finally! We have an opposition party!!
Hard to laugh about the absolute phoniness of the Dem party controllers. Remember, Pelosi did a grand 8 hr talkathon for 'Dreamers.' 'In heels!'
Be funny if not so close to truth.
What I've come to expect from the Democrats... a truly stunning and brave course of action.
Oh, I get it - they have to have him sign it because they need his ok before they can do anything and not the other way around! Pretty slick.
I love the bold plan. I hope they can pull it off.
whelp some people are going to eat the onion
I would love to see a bill that is only 7 lines long.
Tricky they are! They must know that Trump can read.
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JeffandWill Ah yes, the Schwarzenegger Acrostic Maneuver.
But Pelosi said she wouldn’t endorse impeaching him!
Damn it, this is supposed to be satire, not reality.
James May would be proud.
They told the President it was called ‘I’m peach President’ Bill.
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No one cares about Socialist=Dem=Liberal hate and corruption get a life.
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they'd never be this bold
a relief. every time i see ridiculous stuff like this, I always think, god i hope that's the onion. too many times it is not.
You did it elonmusk
Get his ass
This is the one that’ll get him
Plant him with the Troll 2 crowd
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