you guys switched from parody news to real news. so sad.
welp. this didn't age well
zerohedge Hi Nancy: Please don't give a blind eye to what a democratic vice President did in Ukraine.
not_shillary Anything to avoid justice, the Piper must get paid...
The Onion caters to the worst people on the internet again.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Democrats are gonna need you to send them more money if you want them to impeach Trump.
jenkins_roscoe Anybody else notice the infrequent use of the word GOLD topping stories about Libya and Ukraine⁉️ Like where it went and why it had to leave at all🇺🇸
KFILE Art imitates life
The onion gave its best shot. It still fell in the truth.
zerohedge capitaliq1
The Onion is on a roll today.
😂😂😀
The Onion just knocking them out of the park today
Hell yeah get their asses
Any day now!
😂💅🏼
.SpeakerPelosi: 'It’s completely unacceptable for Ukraine’s leaders to engage in these potentially criminal talks that have pushed us perilously close to taking action against the president.”
It's hard to impeach someone for the shit they do. Democrats not Trump had all the shady deals with Ukraine and Russia. You think they would avoid that area. It's like a cry for help.
Hey ! no help from SpeakerPelosi
You never Trumpers forget that Trump is in charge of IS foreign relations AND Federal Law enforcement. It is exactly his job to collect evidence of election interference, stop it and prosecute. Obama failed on all 3 of these when the Russians interfered.
Not sarcastic enough. Hits too close to the truth! SpeakerPelosi NormaJTorres
It's sad bc its 100% true 💀
Yah but he’s hiding all evidence to avoid an investigation. What if he selectively releases evidence during impeachment hearings to undermine his removal from office. Democratic institutions are broken
Sadly accurate. It's about time a motion to vacate the speaker chair was done, and replace Pelosi with someone willing to do their Constitutional duty.
That is true. Nancy “wait till your father gets home” Pelosi does nothing.
FFS SpeakerPelosi RepJerryNadler RepAdamSchiff et al YOU HAVE MADE UNFUNNY!
“satire”
You used to be satire 😢
It’s hard to say impeachment is off the table when the truth is that it’s gotten so big, it’s flattened and crushed the table.
With Pelosi holding the leash, impeachment won't happen no matter what. Even if trump grabbed her crotch, she wouldn't impeach.
At press time, Pelosi was exploring the possibility of impeaching Ukraine instead.
qjurecic No shit. Even The Onion is dispensing with satire?
qjurecic sarahkendzior MollyJongFast
I almost thought this was a real headline.
Ha! This is perfect.
As there's no public support for condemnation, she is planning on using next agricultural bill to have its initials spell do that work.
This.........isn't satire
Perfect! Give that writer a promotion.
Oh FFS this stopped sounding like satire
SpeakerPelosi this one is on you. DO SOMETHING!!!
ouch
I mean, we all know that if we take it super easy on Trump no matter we he does, Republicans are going to take it easy and be very fair when the next Democratic President does nothing remotely close to the kind of things Trump is doing. It's the smart long-term strategy.
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