BOSTON - A California woman whose family’s company created the microwavable snack Hot Pockets faces sentencing on Tuesday for paying $300,000 to people who helped her two daughters cheat on college entrance exams and helped one win admission to the University of Southern California as a fake volleyball recruit.
Prosecutors are seeking 21 months in prison for Janavs, who pleaded guilty in October. Her lawyers argue Janavs deserves probation. The 36 parents charged since March 2019 include “Desperate Housewives” actress Felicity Huffman, was sentenced in September to 14 days in prison, and “Full House” star Lori Loughlin, who is fighting the charges.
Lmao wut
Hot Pockets heiress? “I shoved barely edible food into a bread like crust. Call me ‘Your Highness’”
Well her hot pockets are going to get cooled off soon
Kids are busting their butts working hard to get good grades and do well on the ACT/SAT in order to get into a great university. Screw her. And all the parents caught in that scandal. They took a seat that should have gone to a kid that earned it.
Imagine hanging out in Monoco or some other super rich enclave with all your old money pals and having to explain that you're the 'Hot Pockets heiress'
She’s the heiress to Hot Pockets. Why not just build the Hot Pockets Cultural Center at USC? I’m pretty sure that would’ve gotten her kid in.
hot pockets heiress
Hot pockets batman........
Ironically she won’t know whether her cell will be ice cold or lava hot.
excuse me
Wait. What?
AKA “Deep Hot Pocket Heiress”...
Hot Pockets Heiress
Finally understands what it will be like to be sad and eat Hot Pockets.
Wow a “hot pocket heiress” if you ever needed an argument for the estate tax there you have it
DAMMIT - Lovehotpockets
being called a 'hot pocket heiress' is punishment enough
Damn even the hot pocket heir
Just gonna leave this here from, of course, JimGaffigan:
The dominos heiress was unavailable for comment.
I'd like to hear JimGaffigan opinion.
Feel like Jim Gaffigan has been waiting for this moment his whole life!
She’s ice cold on the outside but she’s boiling hot in the inside
I'd like to be in the court room for this one. Will u let me join, pls? Cousin worked hard, to get in2 med school, he made it. So did nephew's gal pal, who is 2nd semester med school. amazing, she was a double major first, b4 paid 'scribe' part time job hospital, b4 medschool
I don’t think my father, the inventor of the Hot Pocket, would be too pleased to hear this.
She is like NEET royalty.
And then there are real not rich ppl that were the victims of this 😔. I hope she goes to prison:
Royal family losing members en masse these days.
This woman should be celebrated across the nation at every university, not awaiting imprisonment. Hot pockets gave me life when all I had was popcorn and ramen at university.
I feel JimGaffigan should have something to say about this.
This has got to be the best straight line among headlines today, but I've got to get back to work and can't meet the challenge. Any copyeditors takers?
“I really don’t think my father, the inventor of Hot Pockets would be to pleased.”
in a surprising turn of events, hot pockets are actually full of sh*t lol hotpockets
I never trusted Hot Pockets
If she were the daughter of the inventor of Toaster Strudel she would get off.
She will forced to eat only Hot Pockets for her entire jail sentence.
Is that the strangest headline ever?
JimGaffigan Say it isn’t so!
As JimGaffigan would say...'Jail Pockets'...
Dry_Observer guitarviator so long as it’s not the heiress to the Oh Henry candy bar fortune
Isn't being called 'Hot Pockets Heiress' punishment enough?
I wonder if she’ll pass right through the justice system within an hour?
Pretty much all the cool of being an heiress is destroyed by being called the “Hot Pockets Heiress”.
MMmm hot pockets when you're drunk as fuck at three in the morning. Bodega run
CC: thatbilloakley
Sentenced to having to eat that crap 💩 3x a day for the rest of her life 🤮
How many hot pockets she inherit?
Cold on the inside. hotpockets
Somewhere Jim Gaffigan’s ears have perked. Is that . . . is that new material coming
'Hor Pockets'? Is that a nickname?
My father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, knows better than to break the law. Plus he bought me the cutest white gold hoop earrings
Looks like she burnt herself.
JimGaffigan Deposit directly into toilet
Now well find out how deep these pockets are.
bryansafi this has your name written all over it
christapeterso its tough out there for a pizza roll heiress
Lmfao white people
She should be pardoned because hot pockets are an amazing contribution to society
“I will make Anjelica Hotpockets PAY for what she’s done to me!”
New life goal: become a Hot Pocket heir
everyone misses the point, stop sending people to jail for such crimes. fine them
This woman is also an heiress, but not sure about college aged children.!
JimGaffigan
It got weird, didn’t it?
That’s what she gets for trying to make fetch happen.
She should get time just for Hot Pockets being a different temperature with every bite.
cc JimGaffigan yo Jim get ya girl
🎵 Fraud Pockets 🎵
thatbilloakley We are living in a Hot Pocketocracy and it’s gratifying to finally see some justice!
So many built in jokes here
thatbilloakley She proffers an unassuming, mildly-warm appearance, but I'm confident it masks a magma-hot viscera of dog meat and cheese.
JimGaffigan ahem
And then they came for the Hot Pockets heiresses, and nobody was there to help because, ironically, they were enjoying delicious portable microwavable pizzas and the like.
Eat the rich. Well maybe not the hot pockets lady. EatTheRich
.JimGaffigan
“My father, the inventor of hot pockets, will NOT be happy about this” -Mean Girls II
I wonder if Trump will pardon her? Nope. He has no use for hot pockets.
DaveHunter313 finally we got em back 🤙🏾
Wait, she's white!
Weird thing about hot pockets is they all pretty much taste the same, no matter the filling.
That’s fine, steak-umms are better anyways
That really burns the roof of my mouth!
Give her some credit—she’s been able to keep the illusion alive that hotpockets are actually edible. Now, I didn’t say “digestible”!
I’ve not been to prison but I’m thinking Hot Pockets would be a great commodity.
She has to listen to the War & Peace audiobook 100 times. The catch? In the JimGaffigan “Hot Pockets” voice
thatbilloakley Careful. You make her mad she'll come across icy cold and then scald you when you least expect it.
Damn I am envious of her title
It’s only February and not even Hot Pockets has made it out of 2020 unscathed. Buckle up folks.
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Give her some credit—she’s been able to keep the illusion alive that Hot Pockets are actually edible.
JimGaffigan Are you aware of this?
.SHODesusAndMero 👀
Mind the filling, you'll get burned.
JimGaffigan
Hot pocket heiress. Definitely tops the list of words i never thought would go together.
“Hot Pockets heiress”
I blame JimGaffigan
I can’t wait to hear Jim Gaffigan’s take on this.
I don't think my father, the inventor of TOASTER STRUDEL, would be happy to hear this.
Omg Steakumm it seems so obvious now
Punishment: Eating pepperoni pizza Hot Pocket 3 seconds outta the microwave. Her taste buds will get a 2 week death sentence
JimGaffigan : do your magic!
That's for all the times I burned my mouth.
Forget jail, she should only be allowed to eat hot pockets fresh out of the microwave and burn the hell out of her mouth for the rest of her life
Gretchen from Mean Girls finally got hers I guess
Hahah In grateful for hot pockets, Id let it slide(no pun intended..or was it?)
Should have just offered a lifetime supply of hot pockets
FollowQanon What a hot, cheesy, messy case!
This woman is gonna get memed into oblivion.
Hot Pockets gave her fat pockets!!
Is that why I can only find the Philly Cheesesteak flavor at the supermarket?
“Hot pocket heiress” lmfaooooooo
Imagine if she spent $30 on an SAT book and an hour every day for 6 months, she'd have a student instead of a scandal.
Steak-umm bless
Couldn’t help but read this and hear JimGaffigan in my head.
Microwaves everywhere were getting scared....
You know JimGaffigan has something to say
I don’t think this is to bad since Hot Pockets gets every kid through college
She flew too close to the sun... without a microwavable sleeve
All this for USC? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
swhotpocket
Hope she gets the electric chair for the amount of times I fried the roof of my mouth.
Shes cold hearted
IleneMann20 Oh. Another 7 day stint in a hotel/jail. Great.
“Hot Pockets Heiress” would be a great band name. FoundNames
She flew too close to the Hot Pocket
steak_umm
She’ll be fine. Yes it’s cold on the outside of the prison, but it’s super hot inside!
As long as the hot pockets are OK I'm OK
Fuck Hot Pockets
Her prison name is going to be 2-Pack.
lets all stop buying hot pockets they’re gross
'Hot Pockets heiress...' erinelizabitch
Death by Hot Pockets!
'I don't think my father, the inventor of Hot Pockets, would be too pleased with this.'
BWAHAHAHAHAHA ThrowTheBookAtHer
Hot Pockets...I’m sure there’s a few people in prison with that nickname 🤷♂️
No matter how much heat she gets from the court, she'll always be frigid on the inside.
She should be sentenced to eat her own product 365 days in a row.
Well well well “Hot Pockets” i call someone I know “ hot pockets “ ** trust , it applies.
I thought JimGaffigan was the heiress of hotpockets
Imagine if she had used $200.000 on tutoring for those kids.
Sentence her to eat only hot pockets for 90 days.
Now she’ll have to eat a hot pocket
You don't see this from the Ramen Noodle heiress. Just sayin.
Lock her up!
Who knew there is a Hot Pockets heiress in the first place?
JimGaffigan is reeling from this news.
You can't buy Hot Pockets. You can only buy Cold Pockets. You have to supply the heat yourself.
Sentenced to 90 seconds in a microwave
Ok, but the hot pockets will be alright though, right?
'Hot Pockets heiress'?
Hot Pockets *are* college. Irony, man.
Rich people problems.
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