Horrified Anti-Vaxxer Discovers Every American Who Got Smallpox Vaccine In 19th Century Now Dead

LYNCHBURG, VA—Astounded by the damning information, local anti-vaxxer Pete Dixon was reportedly horrified Thursday after discovering that every single American who got a smallpox vaccine in the 19th century was now deceased.

espiratory failure, cancer, heart attack, stroke, or cholera. “They act like these shots are completely safe and tested, but I guarantee that future historians are going to look back on this time period centuries from now and discover that everyone who took the Covid vaccine is dead, too.” Dixon added that despite the media’s constant downplaying of alternative medicine, not a single person in the 19th century had died from ingesting ivermectin.

Hahahaha!

Lmfao! Needed a giggle. Thanks, The Onion!

cariddlephd Love the headline. Happy to debate you, the trolley and the fat man even you’re ready. Bills loss has me motivated lol

I'm not dead! I got the smallpox vax!

Ahhh, yeah, they would be dead. That would make them well over 120 years old if they were still alive. What in the world? Why would you expect anyone who was born in the 19th century to still be alive. This is the 21st century. Make some sense, person.

Told you

This sure made me laugh❤️. VERY FUNNY🥴

Tobs5671 Sounds like something my cousin would do.

New study shows every 19th century citizen that took horse dewormer still alive

It never ceases to amaze how many people don't recognize or understand satire. Hoping some concerned relatives or friends will enlighten some of the commenters.

sarcasm can be sweet

Is it the right time to warn him of the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide? Think of all the lives that could be saved.

Seriously, doesn't it means everyone who took vaccine now will be dead in 2120. This is serious, we need to wake up. All unvaccinated people need to wake all of covidiot and mask police for the good of humanity.

Well this time its going to be different: Revelation 9:6 In those days people will seek death and will not find it; they will long to die, but death will flee from them. coronasWitnesses branchcovidians 666carbon nanoVaxxed

Has Robert Malone claimed he invented the smallpox vaccine yet?

I'm 62 got the smallpox vaccine and I'm still alive and kicking

ingridsanuk 😂🤣😂🤣

But they HIDE it...

You guys want to go ahead and blindly take any drug you’re told to, go for it. The rest of us are going to question whether we really need it or not, what the adverse effects are and what are our other options. Go ahead and call us deragatory names because of it. We don’t care.

Someone will try to use this for sure.

Gold.

netshrink 😂😂

Makes ya' think, don't it?

That's Dr Jacoby

KyleKulinski 😂🤣🤣

Does he know what 19th century means? This is the 21st century...so he's talking about people 200 yrs ago. Well, yeah, they're dead.

You can’t make this dumb ish up🤣🤣🤣🤯

Too bad they didn't have masks....

I was responsible for that vaccine! It worked! They died of other things!

Per previous reporting,

It's always a risk to say Every . . . . I bet they find a small group living quietly in a dark corner of a park somewhere unnoticed by science.

Man, if I got polio after getting the polio vaccine I'd totally thank the designer of that pos drug and inject myself with moar cow bellz. Dang it, I just TRUST and LOVE my government SO dang much. *licks some boots*

🤣🤣

Celiac_Matt

I am alive & several friends as well🤷🏻‍♀️

Children going to be Wise

is the man in the picture james may or am i just really high rn

Si después de tantos años de vacunados no estamos todos muertos sería un milagro de la vacuna...

The long term effects!

“They got the jab then within 150 years they started dropping like flies brother!” - HulkHogan

The Truth is out there.

Anti-Vaxxer also discovers the first person to ever get a vaccine and the one who invented it also dead

I am also shocked to discover people who died of natural causes are dead.

I KNEW IT! Don’t let the government force to you to get the vaccine, they have their own personal agenda. They want all of us to be sheep and fall in line so they can control/kill us. Absolutely disgusting

Wow - all those who are ignorant enough not to support the Trump Vaccine will definitely jump on this post!!

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