Horny Queen Martha Stewart 'Melts' For Brad Pitt

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Stewart's continued dedication to being vocally thirsty is inspiring, regardless of our feelings about Pitt.

it’s always inspiring to see a horny octogenarian around the holidays. And before anyone jumps on me about age-gap hypocrisy, know that 1) age-gap relationships when both parties are over 26 don’t really bother me 2) I’m going to advocate for 81-Stewart says the fan account she follows is called “Brad Pitt Fan Club,” though searching through her following list with that term populates no results. Of course, Stewart likely has a finsta.s main purpose is for her to thirst-follow Hollywood hunks.

Or, maybe she’s curated her algorithmic For You page to just show her members of the gracefully aging 90’s heartthrobs. Either way, Martha’sI also have to point out the moment when Martha mentions she’s having people over for Thanksgiving dinner who have nowhere else to go that night and refers to them as “orphans.” It seems like the Fallon audience thinks she means actual orphans and gives her a compassionate applause reserved for ribbon cutting ceremonies.

 

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Ovijay1102 I think that everyone melts for this handsome and dashing man. He is sweet.

She was just blushing all over the place 😍

Two pot smokers

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lipton123 Poor guy.

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