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China will overtake the United States in the next 25 years. Join The Onion on TikTok to start getting on their good side.

 

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They should be getting on my good side because communacracy is that good.

Everything China makes is made in China, so it’ll fall apart in 30 years.

Joke's on them! Both the US and China have ensured there won't be a planet left by then!

More likely in 8 to 10 yrs

I thought this account was supposed to be satire?

That dude is probably running a billion dollar company.

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You said the quiet part out loud

Chinese just want the rest of the world to respect them, admire them, like them, depend on them, obey them, and be totally afraid of them. If you don’t understand that you must be a “white supremacist”

We are going to be fucked btw +sp

I solemnly swear to never compare Xi Jinping to Pooh Bear.

Yesirs

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