Haters Shut Up And Let Us ‘Fall Is A Ball’ B*tches Shine

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Whoever says we have to wait until after Labor Day needs to shut their lips.

That’s as silly as saying you can’t decorate for Christmas until after Thanksgiving. It’s my front door and I’ll decorate it when I want.

Just because my home smells like cinnamon spice, there’s an apple crisp in my oven, my candles are lit, and it’s so inviting people think it’s a bed and breakfast and want to shack up for the night — and your house smells like sweat and denial — doesn’t mean the summer is going to suddenly come to a halt.Fall is short. There are years it seems like we go from summer to shit-ass freezing cold weather, and I like the in-between.

It’s the first week of September and there’s applesauce in my Crock-Pot. I’m fucking done with sand in my car and having to remind my kids to put on sunscreen. I hate the smell of chlorine and having to shave my legs. This is a magical time of year and I am not going to hold in my excitement just because the calendar says it’s not officially fall until September 22. By that time I will have already rolled in six piles of leaves, thrown back a shit-ton of lattes, and baked at least eight apple or pumpkin flavored desserts.

 

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