For $75, you can purchase the scent, which is described as"funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected."Apparently, the candle's scent contains a"blend of geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed.
" Exactly what a vagina smells like, *amirite?The site claims the name for the candle started"by accident" after Gwyneth"blurted out, 'Uhhh..this smells like a vagina'" when she was working on a fragrance with perfumer Douglas Little.According to Goop, the vagina-scented candles sold like hot cakes during its test run, and it's currently sold out on the website. Who knew vagina-scented candles were so popular? Not me.
wankee candle
Outkast got this reaolved already with their somg Roses!
This is for goop and GwenythPaltrow.
The candle smells like the back room of our local Wendys!
Goop and vagina - 2 words not to be used in the same sentence.
Did they make the candle using Fish Oil?
Uncanny resemblance, I can attest to that.
Yo propongo a Alana apufffffffff the representante comercial en la península ibérica! 🤣salesrep
Cheaper to just microwave fish.
I don't know who is dumber: GwynethPaltrow or the dumb fucks who bought this thing? Seriously - I just don't know what to say. (Sorry about the language - there was no other way to say it). therealside Donelsonfiles jfwelsh16
What I want to know is, who got the job of smelling her crotch then smelling a candle until they got a match
tluvgolf The 9-5 working people foolishly spend $75 on a watermelon(?) scented candle. A fool and his money... Give her this: She’s a marketing genius and upended the Kardashian Klan. Gervais just got a killer joke.
Sick society of Hollyweiders!!😉🤢🤮
🤯 🤔Wait a minute ... so your telling me that in 2020, a candle “rumored” to smell like a rich, middle aged, white woman's vagina has already sold out; and will most likely generate more income than most middle class families make in a year … is this really life 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Uhhhh everyones who who smells different // everyone has their own unique mix of fluids & so forth that vary considerably depending on many lifestyle factors, hygiene practices, woman's age, race, health, fitness, exercise levels, hydration, diet & beverage consumption & more
You could always buy this at any old folks home...
I have made a candle that smells like a mix of my bag and pumpkin spice. I call it ‘Scotumnal Equinox’ Order now to beat the holiday rush.
New Coldplay song “bought a candle and smells like you...and that thing you douche”
Gwyneth is going to Gwyneth. You’ve gotta hate her for it.
I can't decide who I hate more, Gwyneth Paltrow or Buzzfeed?
Why?
Next, she needs to release a line of candles for men, that smell like her husband's gooch!!
Could have spent that R & D cash on finding a cure for cancer, but instead developed this marketing scheme, originally dubbed “paraffin puss”...
Why do we want to smell her Vijay?
What is up with you people
I don’t know that I believe it has sold out. I believe they are sitting on a ton of these suckers and this is a publicity stunt.
A can of anchovies would work the same.
So does it smell like 1)Tuna 2) low tide 3) Louisiana shrimp boat in August
That Oder makes me barf
Why? When I can just open a can of tuna
Too late
It because there was only one candle.
What in the name of Black Jesus is this? goop
The ads are insane...
Hell nooooo!
It's a delicate mix of sweat, smelt and regret
What a role model!!!! Selling her vag for less than a hundred dollars
Yuk
Next she will start selling her own piss and people will buy it.
Hardly surprising since she has advocated interesting practices such as this.
If true, this is proof positive some consumers will buy anything that is perceived as “exclusive”.
Yeasty smell
jillobean86 secret santa this year is gonna be real awkward
I'm much more interested in the demographic who bought the candles.
I thought this was fake but it’s really real...
Other end smells like Ass!
Goop is poop She is Fing ridiculous Can't stand her
I'm guessing it smells like irrelevance then
Lillies_Requiem but why?
'I'm not comfortable unless every interior space I inhabit smell like my hoohah.' Said no one ever.
Yay for all the perverts out there
Cedar, bergamot, and damask roses? Is this normal DrJenGunter
JonTronShow
Upon hearing the news, LindseyGrahamSC mumbled “you ain’t smelled nothin’ yet!”
😮
And for the women: Smells Like Balls
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FK?!
At this point she’s gotta be fuckin with us, right?
You folks need to quit beating around the bush on this
Available scents - Morning Tinkle, Stinkfull of Stress, and It's a Good Day at the Fish Market
So how was research conducted? Scratch & sniff? Deep Dive and tool review?
Dear God... Really? Cinnamon Buns ... Sure Brownies ... Absolutely Pumpkin Spice ... Maybe Anyones Vagina ... NO NO NO!
😂 I'm having waaaay too much fun viewing all these hilarious comments!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Yuck.
Get the full set ....
Holly25x Gwyneth never fails to deliver... 🤣
I wonder if Gwyneth Paltrow took some scrapings from Trump’s neck to create her vagina candle? neckgina GwynethPaltrow
No noooooo. Nononono.
Now in numerous flavors!
For fuck's sake.
That’s disgusting
Disgusted
You have children, hahahaha
How's GwynethPaltrow going to manage if demand goes through the roof? She's probably got lots of spare time, but with just 2 hands and 1 vagina... there's no way she can reach a factory-level output for this product?🤔
Finally answers the age old question 'What's in the box?!'
Gwyneth has inspired me to to work on a personal line of ice-cream flavors. (I'm hiring DevinCow for the ad campaign)
Fucking gross! I don't want smell anything I can imagine Brad Pitt has ever had his nose near.
Genius
I'm glad the creeps of the world will now advertise their creepiness on their side table.
Karabo_Mokgoko
At first I thought it was a GailSimone tweet. But...it’s real 😳
Is this real? Ffs. She’s sold her soul. Effing GROSS!
What the....
'Musty Minge' by Gwynny.
So the room will smell like after opening a can of Bumble Bee tuna? I’ll pass on that one.
I can’t believe it’s not vagina!
What does the backside of the candle smell like
I’ve always wondered what vagina smelled like so I might get one 🤔 💭
People are wild! lol
I can’t.
Is she going to allow people to sniff both her vagina and the candle to verify the intense aroma is real? She wouldn’t want to get a lawsuit for false advertisement. Lol 😂 the sniff test is on.
The guys and some girls on this thread talking about how nasty and disgusting it is have probably helped sell out her aroma therapy vaginal scented candles. Tell the truth. Lol 😂
Yuck 🤮
🎶It seems to me you lived your life like a candle breaking wind🎶 Is this before or after she steamed with herbs and inserted a jade egg?
Candle-ingus
Anybody want a candle for Christmas this year . Can u imagine
No thanks.
Trump tried to grab it yet?
Don’t want to know what the wick is made of.
Short version: It’s a joke that’s now getting a ton of free publicity.
Just when you thought “maybe they aren’t really batshit crazy and self absorbed.”
HayleyfrmNZ 😂 maybe we do do a candle!
AScoles33 bellmatic88
Every pervert and adolescent boy has ordered one.
I’m really starting to think she’s just taking the mick now
I’d tap that Candle 🕯 Have me room smell like Pepper Potts in no time. 😜
drewjanda Constant_Miller
The fuck?!
'Eau De Crusty Chris Martin Jizz' might have been another option for the name. Not very carchy though.
That’s hot.
So similar to a dead fish?
what does herpes smell like?
Um 🤢
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
'A rose by any other name would smell as sweet'
Curious: how many men, percentage wise, bought this candle vs. women?
Eww just smell your own
It’s all about publicity. Would be interesting to know if her $$$$ product line is financially profitable
Let iran take California
... what’s next, a candle that smells like your farts 💨?
In my twenties, one of my roommates was Wiccan. He would burn herbs, plants and flowers so we were used to strange smells coming from his room. One day, we smelled what could only be described as vagina - he was casting a love spell he explained. Few weeks later he met his wife.
What why would you publish this
I'd hate to be the scientist having to smell her vagina in order to get the smell just right, goopie
This will put a whole new meaning to jackin your pud lol
WOW! Wonder if the...oh no, never mind! Lol!
As if I needed a reason to dislike Gwyneth Paltrow more.
Why stop there? How about golf balls that 'Smell Like My Scrotum'? Or an air freshener that 'Smells Like My Farts'? Just plug it in and it releases a poof every half hour. 🙄
Wtf is wrong with people
Humm sound fishy
Bernie supporters I'm sure.
This it?
$75? People are insane to pay this much money for a candle. If you are amused by the name create and download a printable label for free, buy a $2 scented candle from Ikea and glue the printable onto it. Donate the other $73 to the Australian wildfires fund. Sheesh.
No fanks 🥴
She is trolling us all and laughing all the way to the bank.
Who’s dumber ?
I wonder how many people will try and eat the candle.
I thought Marvel helped her. I was wrong.
That woman needs help 🤮 🤢
Wow, so much stuff happening in the world and self worshipping Gwyneth Paltrow is selling candles that smell like her ‘pussay’ ? I mean WTF? Will someone tell this woman we don’t give a rat’s tossbag what she does!
Yeah it’s nasty but is anyone going to comment that it’s already SOLD OUT?! WHAT!
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Who buys this crap? Really.
Does she have a Candle that ' Smells like Penis' ? goop gwenythpaltrow that one I might buy
Just when I thought I couldn't feel worse about the world we live in...
I guess the vampire repellent and the vaginal steamer aren't selling as well these days
Smells Like My Ass coming soon
Guests: 'what's that fragrance? ' Me: 'Pepper's Potts'
Sometimes women empowerment goes some really weird ways
There is something wrong with her.
MENCH By Carolina Herrera
Wow I guess people really needed to have the aroma of middle-aged white woman's vagina. 2020 coming in strong
this is why we are the most hated country in the world
😅😅😅
peoplewhodontbelieveinscience
PopcastPod I know y’all can’t ignore this one.
Eww
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