Gummi Bear Emerges From Digestive Tract Unharmed

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Mistakenly believes it has been born again.

Gumi bears are the Wolverine of food.

Um, that's baaaaaaaad news right

That’s those new Wonka everlasting gummies. They’re reusable.

Poor little fella, must have been through hell, a really shitty situation...

Maybe you should eat it again.😈

To be fair, I only put it up there an inch or two

Great. Thanks.

That’s... interesting. Okay if we don’t shake hands?

I’ve had that happen. Tastes the same too.

Have you ever seen a thousand Gummi Bears burst out of a man's chest? It's best you never do. Always chew your gummies, people. Always.

Still bouncing here and there and everywhere?

Sexy

LOL! We needed this.

But is it. Was it originally a florescent green? Should it still be. More importantly; We know where those hands have been.

Whenever this happens with me I just eat it again.

cc unfiltereddad

You must chew a gummy bear with excessive force to gain every bit of taste you can squeeze out of it. Especially the green ones. 🦊

Another crappy tweet!

One time i farded out a whole intact peanut

Deep throat.

madi_carp

Yay :)

Big if true

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