CHICAGO—Unable to picture where in the Grand Realm the destroyed fortress was in relation to the dreaded desert of Quiltar, a fully grown adult man referred to the map on the opening pages of the fantasy novelFriday to determine the location of the ruined castle of Arnoth, accounts confirmed.
“Oh, so it’s just east of the Shrouded Moors,” sources overheard the 36-year-old man, who reportedly has a college degree and holds down an office job, mutter to himself as he carefully studied the book’s illustrated map, conferring between the detailed legend and inset of the former Perrigoth stronghold that was razed by the Rynn-Thak Horde. “I didn’t realize it was so close to the Outlands and the Calbram Gate.
*uses phone to take picture of map to consult without flipping back to the front of the book*
I do this.
there’s no other way what’s he supposed to do? write the damn appendix himself
To be fair a map is meant to be used…
I feel personally attacked.
Well of course! He doesn't want to get it confused with the ruined Fortress of Frith.
It me.
And?
SLIM1N
Is this book on Amazon? Asking for a friend
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As a game of thrones fan who has looked at the map of westeros countless times to spot 'the neck' and dragonstone and numerous other things, I feel..m attacked. But I'm fine with it.
diegofmorris GermanPadinger no lo neguemos, muchachos
hey
Maps maketh a book
Obviously it isn't Tsylar territory.
Seriously you stalking me?
Understandable. That's why it's there.
Like the Inheritance series. I would go to the map at the beginning of the books and figure out where each part of the book takes place.
And? 🤨
I was that man
This one hit way too close to home. You bastards.
I’m in this
arden_katherine I’m in this tweet and… that’s just fine
Please stop calling me out
Me: sees a map on the inside cover of a book, places it immediately back on the shelf.
currently working my way through Book 2 of The Wheel Of Time and this is me every few pages.. 😵😂
Ha ha, what a dork, but seriously who wrote Tower of Astalon, and is it the first in the series or do I have to look up the reading order
it's almost as if he lit. heard you say that.
Me at 20 when I first read the Fellowship of the Ring: Marking my spot in book with handy LOTR bookmark (yes, the one with a replica of Frodo’s ring included) as I furiously look for the map of Middle Earth“Now where the fuck are the Doors of Durin in relation to Rivendell?!”
I like staring at the Lord of the Rings map and going 'what is all this shit?' Its like getting a world map but the only thing you know about the world is the Bible, a World War 1 Netflix series and a children's book about Joan of Arc
Timely with the release of Dune, which I had never read. Grown man is me. 😂
How the fuck else do you suggest he finds out where the ruined castle of Arnoth is?
That's the U2 Alexanderplatz platform. How bout that
Ha ha, nerd. He doesn't even know you can easily print out that map on 12 pieces of paper and then cut and tape them together and put it on your wall. What a putz.
“1000 Years of Solitude” stands in the corner, adjusting its fedora.
My wool coat doesn't have the little epaulet straps though.
it's important
If that’s wrong I don’t want to be right
🧐 paolini
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