Growing Drug Tolerance Drives Trump To Buy Black-Tar Hydroxychloroquine Off Dealer In D.C. Metro Station

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WASHINGTON—Explaining that the 800 mg tablets he’s been crushing up and snorting were no longer doing the trick, President Donald Trump was reportedly driven to buy black-tar hydroxychloroquine off a drug dealer in a D.C. metro station Tuesday due to his growing tolerance for the prescription medicine. “Come on, Randy, man, don’t give me those baby hydroxies—I need that pure shit,” said the pallid, twitching commander in chief as he frantically scratched at his rash-covered body, begging the peddler to sell him some of the sticky, highly concentrated form of the anti-malarial medication in a dark corner of D.C.’s McPherson Square Metro Station. “I went through 30 or 40 pills this morning and I’m not even having any heart palpitations or dizziness. The stuff is like baby aspirin. Come on, man, I’ve maxed out all my prescriptions and I’m fuckin’ jonesin’ for a big hit of that sweet Roxy. I can handle it, I swear.” At press time, the drug dealer had knocked President Trump unconscious and thrown his body on the train tracks.

 

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Identity of dealer...

Whoever took this photo needs witness protection.

Adderall doesn't do effect anymore huh

I knew it!🤣🤣🤣

He should be careful. That stuff can be dangerous.

Sad to see our president sinking so low.

Enter the darkness Mr President

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I refuse to believe Cheeto Benito has the stenght to walk his ass to a dealer

Crawling through hardly lit cavities solving puzzles obtaining a key to open ancient doors.. collecting anything that might solve the end game. Writing down symbols Then finally.. a staircase.. and a faint light ahead..

Got em

He wants that good shit.

Here's hoping he gets a batch with a lot of fentanyl.

Change that from Hydroxychloroquine to Adderall, and you’ll be more accurate than intended. TrumpIsNotWell TrumpWearsAdultDiapers TrumpIsUnwell

Drink SCHWEPPES / KINLEY tonic water! It's got electro...I mean, Quinine! ...aka 'natural hydroxychloroquine'. Bonus: it glows under UV light. Healthy and trippy.

Anybody looking for gear text me 1800-dont give a fuck!

worldschanging Cut it with bleach, works faster 🤣🤣🤣🤣

OscarNunezLA I thought only did joke, parody or fake stories! Since when did it become more truthful and reliable than foxnewsradio

Who's the artist?

meh ... whatever floats your ... whatever you might have or think you have

He Onion tell me the price how much china invested in your agency for fake news against Donald Trump. I offer much more for pramoting Trump . Send me your account no.

The USA does not have a race problem. The USA does not have a gun problem. The USA does have a massive illegal drug problem stretching over the past 50 years while 'elected officials' such as SenSchumer , NYGovCuomo , & NYCMayor did nothing. Deliberately. Population reduction.

I can’t help it! Melania keeps rejecting me!!

Look, man, I don't know what you want. I already gave my soul to Satan. I'm tapped out. Really, I am.

BizRinker

His dealer obviously lives in Tulsa.

How long till trump starts calling this fake news?

cutting it with sudafed and adderall chasers is expensive as fuck

Let's hope he consumes all in one sit so he dies.

I appreciate you getting the Metro station background correct ;-3

Vote and retweet! Go Biden! Biden2020

Trump prefers pure crystal hydro

obbe80 Lol..this is funny. Black tar hydrochloroquine.. lolololol

WritesMore No credit!

Lol 🤣🤣🤣

A funny Trump onion tweet. I knew you could do it!

IkenDorfGaming

So good

That's a very well made picture

'I don't want your death on my conscience, Mr. President' 'Shut up and give me the fish tank cleaner!'

Here's hoping he moves on to pure Clorox. It's cheaper & we all know he's declared bankruptcy three times.

Or is he buying a hooker that looks like his daughter?

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Let's not forget Bush Sr. buying the cocaine only blocks from the White House, and Colin Powell grinding up peppermint Tic Tacs for the Iraq vial because his wife tossed all the sugar.

Not funny

calilovespan

He gets Pompeo to run these errands for him so Melania can stay home & wash dishes.

This Trump looks more put together than real trump.

Not far from the truth...

WAIT! The hoodie Is that the Russian ambassador?

DOJgov Barr looks like that, too...when he found out the McLean MacDonalds was out of $1 double cheeseburgers. StateDept Pompeo was not angry. He sent his driver to Arby’s

“growing placebo tolerance leads to hardcore addiction”

We all know that's just how he meets up with Eric.

Who the hell did you hire to make these composites? They’re amazing.

this picture is amazing

Leave it to the rich to get the good Hydroxychloroquine and leave the rest of us with some caffeine cut BS.

TrumpLiesPeopleDie

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