Girlfriend Dumped After Valentine-Candy-Related Weight Gain

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MONTCLAIR, NJ—27-year-old LeeAnne Copeland’s decision to consume an entire box of Valentine’s chocolates over the course of five days led her boyfriend of 10 months to end their relationship Monday.

LeeAnne Copeland, after eating the entire box of Valentine’s Day candy given to her by her former boyfriend Michael Kristoff

The weight gain, which Kristoff estimated to be between three and five pounds, transformed the young woman into “kind of a porker,” according to Kristoff. However, the chocolate, coupled with a snowstorm that shut down much of the Northeast, “gave [Copeland] an all-too-convenient excuse” to spend a week watching DVDs and eating chocolate.“For the next couple nights, when I’d come over I’d notice her stealing into the candy box, cramming her face,” Kristoff said. “She even made a joke about it, telling me that she could see why they put Valentine’s Day in February, when it was cold and snowy and there wasn’t much else to do but eat.

 

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StoryBookLive What a charmer! I don’t like chocolate much, the boxes with different fillings etc 🤮🤢 but I wouldn’t touch him with a barge pole!

A picture is worth 1,000 plus lbs.

So she's available... (asking for a friend)..

Totally understandable

Things have only gotten worse for LeeAnne. Now, she has gone vegan and NOBODY can stand to be around her self righteous, smug lectures and hearing about what she’s eating every 5 minutes! “We liked her better as a barrel ass,” said EVERYONE!!

That’s ok! She found herself a real man after which she lost the weight with all the heavy sex! Her new boyfriend then beat that POS Kristoff to a pulp!

Instead Eating Candy ..U Should Have Used it As a Stick..Never Mind In Future Many Stick Earning ll Come In Ur Way..Chinup NewYorker cbs cbc dna midday bbccworld japantimes cnni

Girl, you're lucky he left cuz you don't want to stay with a guy who buys cheap Russell Stover chocolates from a drug store. Sure, you shouldn't have eaten so many either....they're full of trans fat and other gross things...Good thing he showed his true colours now!

😂😁😂😁😂😁😂😁🦄

He was sparing her feelings since it was really due to the craft-beer-related farts.

Poor gal.

🤣 “I’d seen her eat before, but it was nothing like this,” Kristoff said. “You could see chocolate dotting her teeth and tiny strings of saliva between her lips and traces of nougat and coconut on the corners of her mouth.”

What

lol

Sugar made them forget about their life purposes 😂🤣👌

weird thing is this sort of happens sometimes👀

LIES!!!! Impossible to dump your right hand..

To soon to be funny 🤷🏾‍♂️

You hate to see it

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