TABRIZ, IRAN—In a find of enormous significance for the international geological and anthropologic communities, a team of geologists has announced the discovery of a slab of amber containing a perfectly preserved Adam and Eve. “This is an incredible and singular find, as there are very few reliable records indicating possible habitats for Adam and Eve. This is bound to shed a lot of light on humanity’s earliest living ancestors,” said lead geologist Dr.
Sara Abed, explaining that the couple had evidently been somehow lured to a large tree of the genus, where they became trapped in a pool of its resin sometime in the early Cretaceous period; this resin later hardened and perfectly preserved the specimen until its discovery roughly 100 million years later.
Thatguy_Turka in Poland
Why do they look like they posed for that preservation.
Couple A Yards Away Geologists Uncover Another Slab Of Amber Containing Perfectly Preserved Adam And Steve.
RobotBrush 'Upon closer examination, they found out they were actually Adam and Dave'
drowzygf
Take THAT atheists!
DukeDamilola This is getting ridiculous
In what position were they found?
ROFL! Smells, looks and is horse poop!
😲
Would you adam and eve it!
Yum 😋
At last! Does this mean we can clone them and start an Adam & Eve park? Ok - after saying that out loud, I realize how absurd that is. Adam & Eve would just run rampant and eat the guests. Please forget I said anything....
Wonder which tree they were poking at this time?
John Hammond brings you Genesis Park.
Dude, I told you they were freaks. Adam, Eve and Amber! No wonder there are too many billion people on the planet.
Grandma! Grandpa!
Olhaí, BolsonaroSP! A prova que tu precisava pra esfregar na cara daqueles esquerdopatas! Faz teu nome!!!
They better not have belly buttons
Checkmate, atheists 😎 good luck explaining this one losers
Is Eve shaved, or bald eagle jones?
Eve wood get it
FRINGE Feelings
That's Adam and Steve.
Do we have a suspect? I've heard there's a jealous ex...a guy they call God or something.
Yea but they’ll speak Hebrew
No way! This is FAKE NEWS!!!
Incredible
No
Holy f****** s***
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