STOW, OH—Expressing deep reservations about how or why one would otherwise become such a devoted fan of the platforming character, sources confirmed Wednesday that local man Joseph Lee’s fixation on the video game character Rayman is even more unsettling for not being sexual.
“Joe’s replayed pretty much all of the games, purchased a bunch of different Rayman T-shirts, and once even dressed up as Rayman for Halloween, and, eerily enough, he’s never once so much as hinted at being turned on by him,” said coworker Neil Solomon, explaining that he would understand if the reason for Lee moderating a Rayman fan site and collecting Rayman merchandise was because, deep down, he found the limbless humanoid sexually attractive, but that he has yet to suggest anything of the...
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Everybody Loves Rayman.
MontyZedGrimes SSSSTOP I SAID YOU COULDN'T POST THE ARTICLE ON ME ASKDJFHDSJA
do you guys think that Raymond has a full cock or is it just a floating head of the penis?
mebious_co_uk
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DoctorMcNut That gamer is lying 😐
acarrcreations H U G E F E A T U R E S
no arms. no legs. huge features.
This has made my day
I relate to rayman because i wear the same pants when gaming.
ProbablyPeyton DynamitePengins
lmao
It’s really unfair they took out all the erotic parts of this character design, crotch, arms, calf area, it’s all invisible.
He looks so happy awww
Save this shit for 2021, then I might give a fuck.
n-new rayman game?
Oh trust me. It's incredibly sexual
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