Diego, the giant tortoise helped to save his species by procreating 800 turtles is pictured in Galapagos, Ecuador, Jan. 9, 2020.
Diego, the giant tortoise helped to save his species by procreating 800 turtles is pictured in Galapagos, Ecuador, Jan. 9, 2020.Ecuador’s Environmental Ministry announced Friday that it decided to end the 40-year captive breeding program on Espanola Island, demonstrating the recovery of habitat conditions and of the tortoise population, according to theThe population went from 15 to 2,000 tortoises due to the program, according to the conservancy.
Diego, the giant tortoise helped to save his species by procreating 800 turtles is pictured in Galapagos, Ecuador, Jan. 9, 2020. Diego, the giant tortoise helped to save his species by procreating 800 turtles is pictured in Galapagos, Ecuador, Jan. 9, 2020.Closing the breeding program will include the return of the 15 original adults -- 12 females and two males -- originally found on the island, who will then be released in their natural habitat in March after a quarantine period to eliminate risks of seed dispersal from plants that are not typical of the island.
Shouldn't he help raising the kids typical deadbeat dad.
It's hard out there for a pimp! 😂😂
Is his name Bill Clinton?
I just want to know how did y’all know he ‘had so much Sex’ were there cameras there?
Thought I’d seen this guy before... All other tortoises be lining up for training....
My second life I want to be a turtle.
Horny bugger.😂 Was that his pick up line? Come on baby we gotta do it to save our species. He looks awfully pleased with himself too. 😂
True legend.
Congrats to what I can only assume is Randy the Tortoise.
130 that’s old
Spent the first century coming out of his shell
MarioAprile6
rickygervais material for sure!!!
Teenage Mutant Porno Turtles
That's why I got to protect myself until Trump's war ends so I can serve like Master Turtle to preserve our kind.
greta That's one Happy Turtle.
Sexist tweet. How can you so brazenly ignore those role played by the female tortoises? Fascist.
Way to go, Diago!
I have found my spirit animal !
Maybe might be sagittarius like me. Sagittarius has a gigantic appetite :) I cant find anyone as much as an appetite that I do any where in the world!!!!
Benim gibi sikici bir kaplumbağa
I didn’t know tortoise can have sex 🤣🤣
GOD save the Queen !!!
I wonder if he had to sign a non-disclosure agreement before they allowed him to return home?
I bet he'll spend the next century trying to work this fact into every single conversation he has.
Hehe. Dirty old man!!!
greta That’s one shell of a dude...
How old was he when he started?
Tortoise better go into hiding. Maury's about to nail him for child support for his entire species.
ruth_hartjen He's a player - watch out girls.
greta Not quite what I expected in my Twitter feed today! 😁
1reddragon696 seems like the beginning of the w/e he was 100 y.o. He must've read all of Bumpy's emails.
grammar hint- 'sex' is what people do, with animals it's called breeding. Please try to keep the human race a little more dignified than the animals, you are supposed to be professionals.
He’s smiling
YOLO instincts
I’m exhausted
greta Indeed, it looks like he is smiling.
You have to rest.
Atta boy
I want to know what brand of viagra he used! Asking for academic research reasons; honestly 🧏🏾♂️
suntansea I want to be a Tortoise in my next life
greta Same.
greta Johnny Waddle
greta Well done! 😂
greta
What a proud smile!! :)
He looks incredibly proud of himself, as he should 😍
Respects Mister T.
He’s the Ron Jeremy of tortoises
What a life, two lifetimes actually. Lol
No wonder he has a little smile on his face.
He likes it slow
Please, you'll only make tRump envious of a real tortoise, instead of the pole sitter his is. TrumpPostTortoise ImpeachedForever
Same
MeTooForTurtles
Took one for the team!!
LoreyJeanene Dammit! That’s MoscowMitch’s Dad. One of them is one too many.
Come on he's only 130 he's still raring to go
LoreyJeanene Well, he DOES look satisfied...🤔
I. am. here. for. this. Go tortoise go!
Do tortoises watch porno movies to get aroused... Jest ask'un...
I recall be there when lonesome George was alive. He did not make it to a ton of sex. I wish he did.
Hero
Actual footage of this turtle returning home.
Goals
This is unusual because tortoises usually like to take things slow.
Galapagos giant tortoise has so much sex--he retires after saving his species by reproducing. Good Boy.🤗🥳🥺🇺🇸😎🐢
Somebody get him a smoke.
It’s hard to be a pimp
The Genghis Khan of turtles.
Fantastic information!!! Congratulations from São Paulo, Brasil!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍🙏🙏🙏🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
This boy is Trumps best friend, he loves sex, has a yellow face , but unlike Donald is not thin skinned!
TLDR: This turtle FUCKS
I love animals, but hope this one has no 'trump' in him
Hero of the Day !
All of what nature is about. Of course some consider themselves a better stuff.
If the human race finds itself in this predicament, I'll GLADLY volunteer my services!😘😘😘
This little guy is a hero!
Every man’s dream
ektrit
Hero
You da man Mr. Tortoise...😎💯❤
Wtf
saw him on love island as he twined up with ?
Not all heroes wear capes
My uncle randy is 79 and he got one on the way with ol girl misty he met down at the Hardees. She aint nothin but 30 think he said.
You go, baby!
Well now😂😂😂😂
Hero
Wilt Chamberlain in a shell.
God bless it, I should be so lucky.
jrakohowells shades of you in 2011
Good work if you can get it.
RealRonHoward Easily the best headline I’ve read this year.
Oh ho ho!
CardChronicle
Legend.
Wow
Good on ya tortise. Enjoy retirement!
jim_bornholdt Wish I could still be studding around at 139...!
Toxic masculinity
Fighting extinction can be hard work. Dude Righteous
While humanitarian goods are exempt from sanctions, medication manufacturers in Iran face many challenges because of other sanctions, including banking and transaction restrictions. I_ASK_YOU to look at the issue logically. parsisotope
What a stud!
Look at that smile. He knows what he did.
So the tortoise wins the race again 🤔
Good lad
RealRonHoward Sexy time!
But when I do this it's called toxic masculinity. Turtle privilege is real.
BemusedOliphant
He came, he saw, he conquered, then he came again.
Hero
who knew they made noise?
But is he a Ninja?
Playboy
davegrapes You can't get much more 'GOALS/ACHIEVEMENT ATTAINED' than this
And MoscowMitch thought being called a turtle was a negative thing. “So much sex” at 130?
So, he's finished 'coming out of his shell'?
That’s great. How’s the Jeffrey Epstein story coming along that u spiked ?
🤣🤣
GIANTchamps12 the comments
However, based on his unwillingness to mate 'naturally' (always requiring electric-stimulation) this could be the first documented long-term case of Gay-Sex-Slavery in animal kingdom history. As Corry doesn't have much to do now, perhaps this is something he could look-into? LOL
Holding his head high
he had a shell of a time
They wear a shell, apparently.
jake_1645 Damn hopefully I’m still plowing at 130
🚬🐢🍺🏖
And he did well into his 120’s without the aid of Viagra. Impressive.
But what’s the real news you’re not covering?
That's pretty alpha.
Been there done that, bro
RealRonHoward What a great story!
Go Diago!
I am jealous of this guy..lol
Everyone deserves rest after a job well done 😂
CHAMP!
Thug
RealRonHoward
FreeBeacon 2020 Free Beacon Man of the Year candidate
The gawd
A hero. Not the one we deserved, but the one we needed.
Thus the smile
He does not look one day over 120 🐢🐢🐢
They should of quietly did this- no fan fare. Now, that poachers are aware of this. Who is going to protect the turtles?
Attaboy
Putting in work.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
WorldWideWob careful he is a hero😂🙌🏽
RealRonHoward Hope he doesn't catch anything lol. He's a real player and he gets to save his species, but bet he's tired lol.
abc7marc
SoyBoyManBun Good boy!!!
The Man!!!
RealRonHoward
The Wilt Chamberlain of turtles...
Just look at the smile on that guy
RealRonHoward I want my tombstone to say something familiar as this .
chadriley2145 .... LAMO!!!!!
aggierican the musicians always get so many girls. Imagine me and you, I do ........ So happy together I can't see me lovin' nobody but you For all my life When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue For all my life
Story of the year. No question.
That’s a hero
Gangsta
Haha bahaha break time
Beautiful animals
Must've been enjoyable!
Taking that tortoise to court rape and pedophile. But no happy for him he would be awesome to go clubbing with 😂😂
Your welcome ladies. LOL
I say we name that turtle Strom Thurmond
Did he demand a cigarette?🤣😉😉😉
bless
Same.
🎵Slow Hands🎶
He definitely has bragging rights.
Goals
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💕💕💕💕💕💕💕👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
WOW, can you beleif it, at that age
🐢!
My Idol ! 👍🐢
All this without a Cialis or Viagra pill? ✊
Postmature Ejaculation...
He’s the man!
The “Antonio Cromartie” of turtles
SoyBoyManBun He does look pleased with himself.
What a party..
Well done Diego. Job well done. Now have a rest it was an honour seeing you last year. All the best to the kids!!😊
SoyBoyManBun I’ve actually seen this amazing creature on a trip to the Galapagos, the females were trying to escape 😂🤣
The tortoise acted like the hare?
Genhis Khan of the turtle world
ThiszSP your spirit animal
This guy's clearly got no problem with Reptile Dysfunction.
Amazing animal
WorldWideWob
GOAT
Pimp
WorldWideWob QuotedReplies
I believe there’s a lot of envy out there.
Well..... damn!
Just send a text
PlayoffArmando9 Wouldnt that just create a genetic bottleneck because each subsequent turtle would be mating with it's sibling?
WorldWideWob This guy fucks
Never knew a tortoise could be a goat, too
Yes, that’s Ecuador
Sex.face.
The Ron Jeremy of tortoises. Nice work.
Has anyone looked up how they got dinosaur noises for Jurrasic Park ?
Living to 130 is selfish. He has contributed to climate change with his extended carbon emissions. Bastard.
What a chad
Won't this cause genetic inbreeding down the line?
👑
An Icon
TheThomasGuide If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.
Atta boy
Getting laid for over 100 years!!.. Jealous...
daveyk317 'A Galapagos giant tortoise estimated to be about 130 years old is returning home after having so much sex that he saved his species.' He certainly came out of his shell didn't he.
Hahaha, excellent. Now, what is the population of Galapagos turtles?
Some save the species Others aim to end life on Earth as we know it
That's me ..😅😵🥴🥴🥴
Playa
SeriouslyKari
😂😂🙌
I am sure he needs the rest.
I love his manly pose. He is a gentleman aware of himself.
WorldWideWob
As the leading 2020 Democrat candidate, I also salute Joe Biden. His efforts to save our species are worthy of all of our praise, though I think ABC is off on his age by a few years. Forky2020
Mr_Alcobendas Stud
Same
This tortoise is my spirit animal
A true player
Guess that took about 100 years 😜
LifeGoals
WorldWideWob Michael ‘Squints’ Palledorous walked a little taller that day
Plays for the niners
WorldWideWob
patstokes Then a hero comes along With the strength to carry on And you cast your fears aside And you know you can survive
Go Boy!
abiaspra *ruidos de tortuga apareandose*
Goals
Been there, done that. 🤣
My new hero
WorldWideWob adamlevitan TeamSex
Hero
he looks so proud 😂and rightfully so!
Sounds like the rabbit lost that race!
What if he liked his job and didn’t want to retire?
WorldWideWob Freakin Legend!
I will sacrifice myself too to save my species 😉
WorldWideWob
7NY Beautiful.
Prostitution is a sin please someone should tell this elderly tortoise
Tortoise Hall of Famer for sure
WorldWideWob
To be fair, the females who laid and cared for the eggs saved the species but y’know, ejaculating is cool too.
This is Trump in real life......Sex everywhere he wanted to....same as the 130 year old TURTLE, named Galapagos.
Oh my my...! Galapagos , the 130 year old turtle, returns home after so much sex..... TRUMP is Galapagos.
WorldWideWob karlaarana03 a king
WorldWideWob and tmnt think they all that
That tortoise
Make it Bill Clinton's mascot.
Plenty of joy here AdamHawse JaredConstable
Diego last seen smiling and smoking a cigarette
WorldWideWob King SHIT
Attaboy!
Might as well call that Island West Virginia next year. IncestCentral
WorldWideWob With a neck like that...O_O
classic photo
Return of The King
WorldWideWob A KING.
WorldWideWob He might have really jump-started his species of he passed on that legendary sex drive too.
LookItsBones What a stud
aokoichi So stolz :D
WorldWideWob Ok gramps !
WorldWideWob Also scored 100 points against the Knicks I believe.
cc bykevinclark nominee for Klub Kevin
AltDept_of_VA 'I'd rather be a tortoise from Galapagos...' RIPNeilPeart
WorldWideWob
WorldWideWob
This guy fuckkkksss
WorldWideWob Thank you for this retweet sir WorldWideWob
Some people call him a hoe. Others call him a hero
too bad the diesel spill polluted the waters of the Galapagos Islands
WorldWideWob
130 still going 💪🏼🐢
WorldWideWob
WorldWideWob Congrats on the sex
WorldWideWob
Enjoy the pastures King OliverRoberts27
WorldWideWob
WorldWideWob The Wilt Chamberlain of turtles!!!!!
That little smile on his face says it all.
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾”🗣DIEGO! DIEGO! DIEGO!”
Here is at least one example one can point to when people accuse men of thinking the world revolves around their genitals.
Turtle style
Ahh to be put out to pasture for that reason. It be like living in heaven and getting to eat all the chocolate covered cherries you want❤️
The hero we all want to be!
Returning home like....
It just takes one man
Now you know secret of long life.
Been there. Done that.
I want that job
/
I'm freezing my unused sperms so hopefully one day I save human species
He's the Wilt Chamberlain of tortoises.
Good Job Diego.. legend
Ok but he looks so proud and i love it
Playa!!!!!
Judge RBG says she remembers that
Get that man a beer.
Going out like a boss
Lucky Him. He did it for Free.
laurnie234 Not all heroes wear capes 🤷🏻♂️
Good boy!
Not all hero’s wear capes....or shells
StevenCovarr87
I think he’s even got a smile on his face 🤔😊👏👏👏👏
Bill Clinton had more sex with children on EpsteinIsland
Legend
The Chinese really have to stop eating turtles.
Is this an indirect way of encouraging humans to have much sex so as to save their own species? 😀😀😀
Good boy😊😊
He's a hero
Mitch McConnell can only dream...
As he should.
Is that a smile I see before me?
Zzzz
“a 130 years young”...☺️
Good work, Methuselah!
The fuck🤣
Congrats on the sex.
I volunteer to save my species
Experience, romance and expertise vs youth and fumbling ignorance gets the job done every time. Top marks, old boy! And congratulations on your book deal. Can’t wait to read it.
An absolute unit.
barstoolsports BarstoolBigCat stoolpresidente
Maury Povich is speechless!
Katie Hill is furious
When a huge turtle has more sex than you.
Holy fucking shit Futurama predicted something
worst grandpa ever!
He used to be shy until he came out of his shell.
JoeFBHW I found your hero
Are you my Daddy? WayToGoBigMan
STUD 🐢
Got a male feral cat in my neighborhood that's just as bad!!
Que hermosura de animal. Estuvimos en Galápagos hace algunos años y todavía llegamos a ver viva a la tortuga 🐢 George, que murió hace algunos años. Galápagos es un paraíso!!!
For the culture
That's the MVP hey FierceFrankie1 this is a great story
My king 👑
All hailes to you God bless you my friend lol
My new nickname: Galapagos 😎
Salute
jlittleboy
Saving species. Getting ass. 😆
Good boy
What a hero he did what he had to do to save his species. Bless his heart.
Way to go big guy..... yippee kiyay, hip hip hooray !!!!
For the Tortoise 🐢 culture.
Good job.
moscowMitch mcShitneck
Stud!
I’m exhausted just reading the article. But is there no greater way to die than death by snusnu?
That is my horny pet
He does have a smile on his face.
Good News of Job well done ol' boy.
nakedandafraid Alone Timmy was out there thriving!
aaaa yep...that’s me.
People Magazines Sexiest Man Alive 2020!
Respect.
The only animal to ever love being stuck in the zoo.
Just Wow!! 😆
Not all heroes were capes, but shells 🐢
I want to have that legacy with my species
Lack of standards, he’ll hit any ole tortoise
Cool Pump The Brakes story Cody__McClure
Im changing my twitter name, maybe ill just change my name!! But to be honest, I have nothing in common. Just jealous!
Hero in a half shell...
ABC...Oye Vey
Tony Stark came back as a tortoise :-) TonyStark
Pervert
Just like Trump loves to have sex , orangey face, unfortunately tortoise has thick skin!
Kind of like my weekend. So many young people move out of our rural area, it's sad. I spend my weekends trying to repopulate us. Lots of Oriental/American mix baby's on the way!
Talking about stamina. Grandpa is going strong.
Correction: he is being set free after being put in a breeding program
A hero!
Hero
The tittle is funny *giggles *
🌠⭐️🌟🔥🔥🔥
Guess it's a good thing he was hetero.
🥴😂
IAMBARNINGHARD and you shall call him junior
He’s actually the hero that people want, need, and deserves. He’s the trifecta!
His neck is shriveled
Great inbred Turtles.😂
Not all heroes walk on two legs
That’s the sort of legendary status I’d like to die with: there he goes, species saviour. He sexed us back into existence.
Every one of his kids will think it's hilarious to get him Turtle Wax for Father's Day.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear shells.
7NY
Don't be surprised when tortoises are routinely born with two heads because their parents are close relatives.
I like to think he was inspired by Futurama
This is who I call the Hugh Hefner of Tortoises
Props to this stud!!!!
This is the headline I envisioned for myself late in life
Good for this fucker, literally.
literatoliber
Mitch McConnell was his backup
Damn, Mitch.
7NY Is that his neck ?
That's my life goal!
I take it no females played a hand in this miracle?
Goals
He clearly needs the rest! :)
My guy
This is THE content 🐐🐢
South Americans 🙌
A legend
He is the Ron Jeremy of tortoises, only his lifework actually meant something
That's why he has lived so long!!
130 years old without viagra respect old friend 👏
Best mission in history 👏🏻👏🏻
😳
Lucky him! I have to rely on a vibrator.
Doing 'it' in style too.
Hey...is 'the Galapagos' hiring? I have references.
Not all heroes wear capes.
LegitoSan
He looks like he's smiling! 🐢 🐢 😂😂
The good ol media. Why don’t you try using the word mating rather than having sex when talking about animals. Come on man “.
My Man! bros4life
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