The completely out-of-line 24-year-old, who one day will get his act together and realize that no amount of fast living can match the rush that comes from allowing Jesus to fill your heart, is at this point reportedly getting drunk every day, partying every night, and acting like nothing else even matters.
According to numerous reports, Sutton is currently gambling away his eternal salvation in a crooked game of boozing, doping, and skirt-chasing that will continue to spiral out of control as he strays farther and farther from the healing light of the Lord. In addition, Sutton apparently does not realize how much he will one day regret having slept around with different women, wishing he had instead saved sex for his wedding night.
i thought the onion was supposed to be satire.
You posted this for all the “Babylon Bee is better” dittoheads to feast on, didn’t you?
Not satire
Future pose
morasee 😂😂😂😂
Has Manichaeism been revived? Modern day Saint Augustine?
BookBeauty_Blog
BookHappy08
He's just maximizing the Lord's forgiveness.
Yoouuuuu guys... If you keep doing serious reporting, some people will mistake all of your posts for serious pieces instead of the satirical gems they really are! 😂😂😂👍💛 keep up the good work!
. 'he's really got the crowd hoppin' '
DennisKranz2
“I used to be an atheist” 🙄
He needs to understand that all of those sins will be forgiven, except DUI.Jesus isn't a lawyer.A different kind of higher power comes into play with that sin.
“The worst part of drug addiction is becoming religious afterwards”
Klsknndy
the jewish fraternity shirt is a nice touch
That guy will most certainly be born again.
why is he the only loser with a beer.
Not funny
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