Frightened Matt Gaetz Tucks Legs Up As Federal Agents Search Middle School Girls’ Bathroom Stalls

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You aren’t supposed to be reporting the real news

i hate to say it but that's a hospital bathroom could be children's hospital though

What agency can prosecute the DOJ when they FAIL to do their job to pursue & uphold justice? Hell, if you need an iron clad, SLAM DUNK case just 2 pursue a conviction, then why are they needed? I could get that job done! Spineless jellyfish who let CRIMINALS evade justice

Greenberg is as credible now, as he was B4. KNOWING Gaetz requested a pardon, he walks b/c he & Pops have MONEY & POWER. DOJ=GUTLESS! We’re supposed 2 believe that Trump will be indicted? They waited 18 months 2 FINALLY pursue him, KNOWING they won’t touch him B4 the midterms SMH

Not gonna happen.

hasanthehun

Lol mattgaetz RepMattGaetz

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Lol

Hahahahahaha

I bet he had coke on him. mattgaetz

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hasanthehun

Serious question: are Matt Gaetz’s legal problems over? Anyone know?

Don't resist.

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He looks like somebody was cloning Elvis, but dropped the petri dish.

Holy piss 😂

Haha good one, now do the president

Except, no charges will be filed .. Today's news must really cause you a level of dissonance that is audible to passersby

Related: Nervous, Sweating Matt Gaetz Pledges Allegiance To National Morality Police If GOP Takes Over Nation

the onion never misses

Now do Biden taking showers with his daughter... Oh thats right The Onion only deals in satire and parody not objective truth.

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kenklippenstein

voteunion If only this was satire....why did yall start reporting actual news?

mattgaetz

Get his ass!

Where’s Master Gaetz?

Next headline, Matt reveals to pal MTG that the satanic, sex trafficking cult she believes in is just him.

Hey Matt the truth will set you free but might be 10-20 in a federal penitentiary . Coleman Fed is close for your fiancé! 😘😘👍

Insurrection was considerable body of lunatics organized & disciplined for purpose of destroying everything that stood in the way of a Trump presidency & it is still waging war against freedom and the rule of law. --

The onion is posting some serious fire lately

My god the balls

thegoah CNN admitted that is propoganda

'Officer, these hidden cameras I'm installing is to keep them safe.'

For this to be funny, you need to believe something Matt Gaetz hasn't even been accused of.

Damn DUIMatt CreepyGaetz Gaetzgate mattgaetz Caught

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