CLEARVILLE, PA—Acknowledging that getting the chance to relax in nature was its own reward, a group of longtime friends camping out in the woods confirmed Wednesday that they were just happy to escape the daily grind of federal prison.
“It sounds like the simplest thing in the world, but it’s unbelievably nice to sit by the lake and think your own thoughts for an afternoon without the rigid structure of penitentiary life,” said convict Jesse Howell, who like his friends claimed that sitting against a tree feeling the breeze in his hair was a nice change from the rat race of roll call, meals, and 15 minutes in the yard.
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is r/atetheonion still relevant? asking for a friend. lol
This is why we need to BUILD A WALL!! I’m sick of these people running free when they should be LOCKED UP!
Those 'mundane concerns' of theirs cracked me up
Nice to see an onion article not having to do with covid or politics
Glad they are enjoying
Look at Norway. Recidivism rate is so low. They treat the prisoners well. Rehabilitation is key.
Seems like we need more nature in prison.
'this is my story'
The fire is soothing as it takes them back to their arson days.
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ummn, excuse me do you really expect us to believe the men's uniforms that says, 'Jail' are actually federal PRISON inmates? wow some news source you guys are, JUST SAD!
Libs
'Who Wants Smores?'
Relatable
Awwh
So happy for them.
🤣🤣🤣
Funny
'Society is a prison, man.', the man said after taking 2 hits.
Trump's first rally was held in Tulsa, Oklahoma where one of the worst incidents of racial violence in US history happened in 1921 (FYI: No difference btween Dems and Republicans Establishment). Nice choice President! TulsaMassacre protests2020
Bruh
Wilson... is on fire!
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