Fox News Slams Democrats For Repeatedly Attempting To Undermine Confidence In Autocratic System

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WASHINGTON—Declaring that the party’s rhetoric around the upcoming election was way out of line, Fox News pundits slammed Democrats Friday for repeatedly attempting to undermine confidence in the nation’s autocratic system. “Anyone questioning what President Trump will do on election night or afterwards is participating in a very dangerous effort to get Americans to mistrust the basic tenets of this country’s autocracy,” said Sean Hannity on his broadcast, sharply criticizing Senate majority leader Chuck Schumer, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and other Democratic leaders for inferring that their party would attempt to subvert bedrocks of American autocracy like the supreme executive leader and the peaceful consolidation of power. “The Democrats’ rhetoric is exactly why so many people in this country feel like they can’t even trust the autocratic system. The entire one-party system we live under will disintegrate before our eyes if people lose faith in the process. Fortunately, the autocratic process in this country is very strong, so it’ll take more than a few critical words to destroy it, but what they’re doing is flagrant and dangerous. Our country is an autocracy, okay? It just is. If you don’t like it, you can go to Scandinavia.” At press time, the Democrats responded that they refused to let Trump and the Republicans try to ruin the future of the nation’s plutocracy.\n

WASHINGTON—Declaring that the party’s rhetoric around the upcoming election was way out of line, Fox News pundits slammed Democrats Friday

for repeatedly attempting to undermine confidence in the nation’s autocratic system.

 

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AmyZenunim This isn't satire.

*democratic system, by intentionally introducing rule changes because they know they cant win a fair election

So...this is good, except for the part where it crossed over from satire to news and I didn’t laugh.

shannon_crane This is Webster’s definition of autocracy: a system of government by one person with absolute power. I really can not believe Americans want this type of government. Retweet this if you agree with me. Reply with 🖕🏼if you don’t and want a one person (trump) government.

Meanwhile, the everyday people........wait.......what about the everyday people, they don't count, right? (Sight!) At least not for many politicians.

Hypocrites.....All

Hopefully you guys will be funny again after the election.

If you like satire check out my movie reviews ! Also I’ll dm you the foot pics Mitch McConnell sent me once

The AutoCorrect System rather?

We’re lucky Trump is so incompetent and narcissistic otherwise he’d really be dangerous.

The nerve!

Anyone remember the emperor who declared himself to be a god?

'When I was a kid, The Onion was satire.'

Hahahaha...very true! Freedom rules!

I thought we were slipping into an oligarchy. Thanks, Onion, for giving me the straight up once again.

Considering the Dems are autocratic this is funny

Listen, voting is only appropriate on Etsy & democracy really only works when reviewing products on Amazon.

HAHA...I love that they show a pic of Hannity, Trump's biggest bootlicker. Priceless. I hope he sees this.

BruceEdiger Excuse me, where's the parody here

This one will have tons of people on facebook agreeing with it. If you asked the average Trump supporter if they support the 'autocratic rights of President Donald Trump', they'd say 'hell yes!'

“Hey I thought this was supposed to be satire!” This is my original thought and anyone who says a version of it in the replies should Venmo me money.

If America was going to have a dictator, we could have done far better than Trump.

RELATED: Mitch McConnell Echoes Fox News Complaint

That's the best Onion in a while

Hey, uh, when I read the Onion, I expect fictional articles.

FAUXs hero

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