Fly On Wall Can’t Believe They're Restructuring Entire West Coast Division

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Fly pleasantly surprised to find feces way up here and wonders if this can be a regular stop after the bar.

Oh, how I wish I was a fly on the wall during this meeting...

the bigger picture being, freedom & liberty remain at grass root levels, however democratic & liberal life is.

Wow !!!

Fly uses info to sell all company stock and is then indicted for insider trading and then promptly pardoned by president Trump.

Esp. When all they had to do was fire Frank. He was the cause of all the problems

well they are correct.

So, where's the article? What the fuck is the West Coast Division?

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