Flu Vaccine Recalled Due To Defective Government Tracking Microchips

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Something, something, general order 66.

I knew it! People have called me a sheep, but here we have it, proof that I'm not a massive idiot!

I knew it!!!

😁👍

jjmacnab This is an IRRESPONSIBLE tweet given that there is currently a conspiracy theory circulating about microchipping people. DO BETTER!! Delete this tweet!

NOT HELPING!

Of course the source was the Onion. We live in the dumbest timeline.

Hopefully the new software update is better

Chips tuned only to 5G. Won't prevent virus indoors.

is it real news or hoax or joke

My microchips work just fine, all you have to do is install Linux on them. Now my CoD K/D trippled and I can stream Anime directly on my brain. 🤟👍👌

This Is What Anti-Vaxxers Actually Believe

I will wait for the first service pack, with the stuff from Microsoft it's always better to do so

Just so we can still have our daily bleach I’m ok.

LOL! NEVER disappoints!

DrJudyAMikovits

tad bit off topic but its still insane people believe this shit in the first place

Truth is out. The hunter on the path. U BEEN QUBED. QUBE. QANON.

Replacing with mind control chips

I bet those microchips were made in China. They should check their servers for the missing data.

I wonder how many boomers will fall for this.

what microchips in vaccine, is that what is says? DrJudyAMikovits

Funny. But onion, people are going to think this is a legit news story and now I'm going to see it on Fox news.

It didn't have the latest win 10 update

🤣🤣🤣

Maybe next time they'll get it right.

😂😂😂😂 but that's a B-12 injection. 😉😂😁

berniebromanny Thoughts?

This is just cannon fodder for all the anti-vaxxers

The sad part is people would actually believe this

I guess I’ll just have to keep my phone on me at all times then

Quality control has really gone downhill ever since the globalists outsourced microchips to the lizard people.

Don’t worry there will be a 5G patch fix .

This is why I don't vaccinate my children. I only treat them with essential oils and organic tracking microchips.

damn was wondering what that pinging sound was all about

Damn jews

What if they were already injected?

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