Florida Resort Allows Guests To Swim With Miami Dolphins

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MIAMI—Describing it as a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get up close to the majestic mammals, visitors to Paradise Cove Resort raved to reporters Thursday about the hotel’s new program that allows guests to swim with the Miami Dolphins. “I couldn’t believe how friendly they were—as soon as they saw us, this great big one just came right up to our daughter,” said resort guest Emily Hendrickson, calling the hour she and her family spent splashing and playing alongside the Dolphins’ defensive line the “highlight of [their] trip.” “I couldn’t believe how smooth Ryan Tannehill was. And then there was this smaller one that really took a liking to me—he must have been a kicker. It was an amazing experience.” Hendrickson later admitted that her family was disappointed they didn’t get a chance to swim with center Mike Pouncey, who was in a solitary tank at the time of their visit for biting a child.

 

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ehuntington05 This one is funny because there are literally Miami dolphins in the water, that’s Jelani Jenkins up front!

GGonzalez122 According to AOC , this could be reality in a few years.

JJohnsonLaw Hella funny Onion. Btw, what ever happened to Marino. That was one fine dolphin.

bapine347

Let me guess, it’s in a ‘tank’?

NewsVulcan Where do I join up?

dMario_fish_cod

hambreadisimo y nina_no_normal

vikingsfankc Ha Ha Ha Ha!

I don't know if anyone wants anything to do with that team

noonanjo 🤣

Lol!! That’s awesome.

Do you mean Sink?

JoelZoufaly Lucky you!

Yeh we have it too, in our city as well. It is called THE SEWAGE

logenowski

Gothalion amzcol whereswal16 did you guys get this option on your trip?

Unfortunately all the biggest and strongest dolphins are traded to other beaches as locals insist they’re still interested in having an exciting event! Dolphin fans are questioning sincerity?

kevinaudio NewAmKyle 😂

concussion rehab for people who can't swim good.

It's probably better than swimming with the Toledo Mud Hens ( or the Chicago Bears). Swimming with the Detroit Lions probably aint a good idea either.

zdzimmer leskoo

BZurang

This is a repost from like 4 years ago. Get some creativity and do it with the marlins at least lol

I don’t think that’s what they meant by tanking

danieltosh Now here’s an experience for you.

Hahahahaha

BillyCorben

Colbydunn71

HA

NNSlabach Do you think they’d toss around a foam football with us?

MLPasternak That’s not a blowhole

You guys literally just stole the plot of an American Dad episode

ODizzle_94 Flick_AR FYI :)

Kpotter1960

ccano2014 behold, my birthday gift to you

For the bucket list whyouhatebilly

Schultz975 Daniel_Cabrera9 Peter33099

But their tricks sucks.

😂😂😂

jonners

Matthew_Bruhn

Lol shiraz

pictureboston NjTank99

Swim, sink, whichever

I am ashamed that I laughed at this. 😁

ProducerLeo 🤪🏈🏈🏈🏈

Whoever wrote this....

mjessbarth your next vacation.

AdamRZ i laughed way harder at this than I should have

This was a punchline in one of the earlier episodes of Scrubs. A returning patient said she took some time to travel, etc, and went to Florida and swam with dolphins - the hotel was having an NFL event.

10:32 ПП · 9 сент. 2019 г.· ПРОВОКАЦИОННОЕ ФОТО 53

Raekwon McMillan & Patrick Laird are so majestic.

🤣🤣🤣

akaBobbyB nickkroll

They lost on-

That's not Snowflake.

lol...cute!

sprotsGAT Dolphin number 53 looks so unhappy!

Actual dolphins approve of this message

It's ok, they're harmless.

Those Dolphins seem to be under water a lot.

The team or actually real dolphins? 😇😇

mfrost11 Haha! :D Brilliant!

Why would I swim with shit

And with the season we're having, they'll all drown... 🙄🐬 FinsUp MiamiDolphins Dolfans TankForTua

I wouldn’t pay for that

The MiamiDolphins are harmless. No need to work about being injured.

We ought to see more pro athletes living out their team namesakes. How about the 49ers digging for gold? 😄

i mean they're both struggling to survive so makes sense

Nice! What a surprise that would be.

Final Score: Guests 49 - Dolphins 12

Judging by how they played yesterday pretty soon guests can play for them.

Hahaha that’s actually quite funny

A+ photoshop work

Ewww.

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