Florida man tells deputies the cocaine on his nose is 'not his,' police say

A Florida man was arrested over the weekend after authorities caught him with cocaine on his nose at a traffic stop.

Authorities also found a backpack contained 250 grams of marijuana and 13 Xanax tablets after searching the vehicle and an additional small bag of cocaine in Jimenez's possession. Jimenez was obtained by authorities last August after his vehicle, a 2009 Honda Accord, was pulled over by police at a traffic stop., Florida police found a backpack in Jimenez's car that contained 11 individual clear plastic bags of green substance, consistent with the appearance of marijuana, which were packaged for individual sale. The bag also contained a digital scale with the residue of a green leafy substance and a package of cigarillos containing two hand-rolled joints.

Jimenez eventually told police that the marijuana and cocaine belonged to him and admitted that he sold the marijuana for additional money.

Hahahaha

'Snow down!'

Crafty! I like the guy!

Florida ? Really ? 😂

Minha mãe dizia -“depois dele n existe mais segredo”

FloridaMan

FloriDUH

I thought this was an Onion article at first

'It's powdered sugar officer, I was just eating a doughnut for breakfast.'...much better excuse.

We'd like to know how much his girlfriend is worth.

Florida

Hahaha. That’s a first! Only in Florida!

He must've been wearing someone else's nose.

'Stand Your Groundless Ground'

Must belong to that fella in Colombia.

So he’s using the trump defense system

Aaaaaaand....arrested. 😆

Did it work? Asking for a friend...

Heh heh, heh, heh, so which one of his alternate personalities does it belong to? TonyMontana ?

Something Trump would say.

Good defense...

Is this FloridaMan a friend of RepMattGaetz?

I’ve used “This is not me” before... it didn’t work, either.

One day I’d really like to meet Florida Man. He’s led such an interesting (and usually dumb, dangerous or both) life.

Florida.

Yay. Got my Florida Man story

If a spider crawls onto my back, is it mine? I think we all know the answer. Case closed. 👨‍⚖

'Naaaahhhhh, man. These ain't even my pants.'

FloridaMan

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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