the Palm Bay Police Department arrested 35-year-old Christopher William Monnin on June 13 after a series of burglaries occurred in the city.
The arrest affidavit indicated that some residents had been burglarized multiple times,"but only reported it on the second or third burglary of their floats.", police say Monnin stole floats from a home on June 5 by cutting the pool screen to gain access and afterward, the home owner called to report the theft, saying that a Shaq pool float and a yellow duck float had been taken.
When questioned by police, Monnin reportedly admitted he had taken a Shaq pool float from the home, but denied having stolen the yellow duck float. However, he said he had taken floats from other homes,Monnin then took officers to a vacant home where he had been storing some of the stolen floats. The Herald reports that approximately 75 floats were found at the residence, including the Shaq and duck-shaped floats, as well as floats shaped like bacon and a watermelon.
“This day in Florida Man history”... HappyBirthday
Only in Florida would this happen
A 'Deadwood' baddie by the looks of him.
Not too much of a surprise in Florida. If it had been North Dakota it would be surprising, but I've come to expect bat-shit crazy from Florida.
ayy at least he's trying
Thanks for not raping women, I guess
Get your man realDonaldTrump!
Well he’s not using them for any kind of water......
And, pretty obviously he can’t swim.
Whatever floats his float.
Give the man a pool float.
Florida Man strikes again.
A donut hole isn’t big enough ? How about a life saver ?
Saint Florida Man.
A dry spell?
Second 'Florida man' 😂 story from yesterday... Must be close to a full moon.. at least the camera got his 'good' side..😅😂🤣😂😅
Do these stories make you feel better about yourself?
What is it with Florida ? Jeesh !
Much respect sir! You have a conscience! A rare virtue!
Always the Florida man.
I mean, ya
Come on, Newsweek. This is national news? Sad and disgusting.
Seems harmless
Well.... I've got nothing.
Isn’t Christopher Monnin an Amway Star.
Because that’s ENTIRELY normal...at least for Florida anyway...
Floridaaaaaaahhhhh!
What the fuck
I think we all would rather have his genetic material in the pool instead of, you know...
*Florida Man*..........oh, boy, here it comes.
Mental illness makes people do strange things.
Wait, so he bangs pool noodles?
That meth
How very considerate of him
Trumps next pres secretary
He just needs the maga hat
Give him his pool floats. And keep him off the streets.
That’s the dude from the Mayans right?!
Even if it was just an excuse, I'm cool with letting this guy steal pool floats. Like, why risk it?
MelUnsure Florida Man in action again 😂
'Florida' man... Sez it All!!!...
Never underestimate the allure of a seductive pool float.
He looks normal
Ok now I’m curious.
There’s got to be a good reason people move to Florida, right?
Crystal82028223 Noodling?
This fuckin state usually decides our presidential elections. My god we are screwed!
god bless you florida… you never fail to disappoint.
Give him the baby Trump balloon and tell him to have at it.
Umm. Thank you?
Florida again!
Thinking...
_FloridaMan saves us from....himself? I guess?
What category would that fit under on Pornhub?
Progress?
The state of fruits and nuts, Florida is in the news again. Not a pretty picture.
Those eyes
Say what!
Florida for the internet win of the week
Hahaha Jesus just give him the pool floats!
Florida! Y’all need to quit. Seriously
This is sad. This man needs real help.
Another stable genius.
Bath salts are one powerful drug!!!!
Florida!! Wtf!
Buy this man a sex doll!
Lol...oh Florida...sadly I'd probably be your queen if I were to move there.
Nothing to see here!!
Was he pulled from a drain?
. Florida Problem Solver .
Florida: America’s septic tank
When in Florida, beware of Floridians.
There’s a...positive solution for a rotten predilection. 😳
Let him go then, better a floaty than a person. He slightly needs a better outlet for that sexual tension, but he's on the right track.
Seems legit. And looks like a super nice guy
it was leading up to that though
Whatever floats his boat.😏
😐
I guess your own hand doesn’t do it anymore
I believe him.
Well a lot can be said for honesty. freakshit
Excuse me?
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