A jogger in Florida found a human head at the side of a road Tuesday morning in St. Petersburg, Florida, police said.
Police do not believe the head had been there long; the jogger did not notice it during an outing Sunday, said police spokeswoman Yolanda Fernandez.
Trump did it!
There’s a Normal Tuesday then there’s Florida. Glad someone found where TRUMPS brain has been for the past 3.5 years!!! Sheesh!
Looks like Riz finally got to Kriseman
”Police do not believe the head had been there long”... bet that statement wasn’t one the reporter imagined writing
COVID-19?
Hope they're not beheading people was it a Black man
Probably a teenage girl Jeffrey Epstein had killed. 👎🏼👎🏼
Goodmorning Florida
It’s just the head, if it would be the whole body, that would be an issue though
That would ruin my jog
I need to get more exercise
Well fuck. Florida is just an amazing place 🙄
Said his wife, “I had no idea that’s what he meant when he went storming out of the house and told me he was going looking for some head.”
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I hate when I lose my head.
Police heads should roll ...
Possible suicide
Another COVID19 death.
Somebody who knew there was no surveillance cameras there, hmmm, who would know that information?
mark7130 Did someone lose it?
Way to get ahead.
How is it that it’s always runners who seem to make these discoveries?
The NBC reporter asked the jogger where the gas station was. The jogger clearly said “Ahead on the road.”
As you do.
Oh, Florida.😣
That photo adds NOTHING to the story. And this has been posted 5x since yesterday. How much is enough?
Somewhere there's a 'stop while you're a head' punchline but it's too early
meanwhileinflorida
Everyone needs a little head!
Florida...
I'm just saying, I never found no body parts at home playing video games with the cats.
Somebody just write a TV show called “Florida, Man” already
Florida is such a wonderful place to live.
Where’s Hillary?
Probably related to Scientology, because as well know, The Church of Scientology are murderers. They murder people. I am not using satire or hyperbole. I truthfully believe The Church of Scientology have killed people.
'Florida'
'Did the Russians plant the head?' MSNBC wants to know.
President Trump’s Please
'Did the head have COVID?' MSNBC wants to know.
That photo adds NOTHING to the story.
This is weird to be able to say, but someone I went to high school with ended up as a head discovered on the side of the road. Hard to believe it's been 30 years since then.
Man... killers in Florida are body manglers! Disgusting
Donald's head? Because he lost him ...
It's realDonaldTrump fault he took that man's head cause he is a racist he didn't it for the Russians yea Russia Russia racist snowflakes be crazy
In other words, just another Tuesday in Florida....lol🤣🤣
Just another day in the sunshine state.
Hey ya'll, just saying now, but Ma's goinn'er need that there head back...'kay?
I like how the news runs it as a breaking news story. It's Florida, what else is new.
I’ve had so many friends leave NY for Florida, they have tried and failed to convince me to move. This shit right here is why. I’ll keep my 8 months of winter thank you very much!
Jogger be like
Joggers are the Angela Landsburys of real-life crime scenes
Thanks, Florida.
vodevil951
HereditaryVibes
*disgruntled serial killer* 'Why can the cops get on the national news for their killings while I can barely make the local paper! Maybe if I leave the head for them to find...'
Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'Road Head.'
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Classic Florida
There's something seriously off about Florida.
Florida , man .
realDonaldTrump You need to hold an outdoor rally in Saint Petersburg, Florida. At night and hang out after its over.
Finally, a psycho with some class.
What happens in Florida, stays in Florida. 😱
Florida is the future of all states in a Trump second term... think about that.
too sad!
Between China and the State of Florida, it’s hard to decide which is worse.
Another morning in FL...
Trump's America is not a good America.
😮😥
Only in FL
Cocaine wars kicking off again?
Cool 😎
It was dark. The protesters thought they were beheading a statue of a historic white guy.
So sad. Let there be peace on earth.
Florida strikes again! 🤦♂️
I heard realDonaldTrump loses his head daily. Perhaps one of his?
JustPaimonThings
Hereditary
got a head start on his jogging
Do we have to bring his sport into this? socialistmedia
See what you did..
Another victim of Carole Baskin?
I hope this isn't another COVID-19 symptom...
I never find anything, some people have all the luck.
Florida huh
Horrible
As one does.
as one does
Sure, just found it, you bet.
WTH
'What's that on the road ahead?' 'Yes'.
What a way to start your morning.
Of course it’s Florida.
“How To Get A Head In Jogging” on Amazon Audible.
😯
They didn’t specify which head? 🤔
Wild! Florida has joggers?
That's Florida! The severed head state!
Where you be headed?
The Waze announcement is true 'Police reported a head.'
I ain't got no bodyyyyyyy
Was the head wearing a mask?
Ugh was it another black man that committed suicide
I hate it when a head interrupts my run.
In the absence of surveillance footage, which would have assisted the Homicide detectives of the St. Petersburg Police demystify this crime math, information from the public, especially residents will have to be expeditiously sourced by Police. The severed head wasn't captured.
America has become a dangerous place to live for humans
Awful country to live in
Someone call Desantis and tell him we found it.
Canny say i've come across many a human head on the side of the road whilst on a morning jog in Ayrshire ,Florida eh, probably the norm there, if Gators are no grabbin cvnts, honky Hank and the hooded hounds of hate are hanging a men with more melanin pigmentation from a trees
A person of color? I'm guessing.
A different kind of trailhead...
Oh, Florida... You weird, weird place.
A normal Tuesday in Florida.
Can't rule out that he may have died of natural causes.
Cuz Florida.. DUH! Been here my whole life.. not shocked.
Dexter, that you?
Gives new meaning to that sign that says “Stop Ahead”.
You want to “DeFuNd ThE pOlicE”? You get self-entitled cartels, serial killers, criminals etc to be CONSTANTLY doing stuff like this .. just like Mexico. Keep it up, Gullible Americans. Criminals and those that hate US wants your democracy to crumble.
Carole Baskin did it
👀
Ooooh ooohh let me be the first
Better call a social worker.
Not mine.
Just ask it where it cam from, duh!
Holy shit. We need Dexter Morgan on this.
Joggers always finding bodies... that’s some scary stuff. Working out.
Because, Florida.
See, this is why I don’t jog.
NDdingus
Florida no shocker there....
I'm not sure what I'd find more terrifying,a headless body or a head missing a body.
Did he keep it?
This tracks with Florida news.
Did the human head have a mask on?
Omg
seriously?
That’s disgusting
PuestoLoco Why is it always Florida?
See... this is why I don’t run...😂😩
Obviously cartel related...They are not sending their best!
One for the Florida file Nash076?
Florida
Oh Florida
Florida.
Florida AGAIN! Florida is one scary state.
Sounds like some drug cartel sh*t to me. Or maybe a gangbanger initiations.
I hope it had a mask on at least.
What the what
Mourning Run. Lol
So that’s where I left it,,,,LMAO HILARIOUS!!!
Oh my gosh .... terrible!
Fully Disturbing
what is with florida?
I hate when it happens.
Top of the mornin?
While he was heading home no less...lol UK too soon I know
Maybe it’s the head of Michael Murdock, Carole Baskin’s first husband.
Florida
What? Jogging in USA is an extreme sport. A person was shot by two men while he exercised, and claiming to be a thug. This is worrying.
Attack of a meth-gator? 😆 On the more serious front if they are going to the effort to split up the body someone is sending a message. 🐞
realDonaldTrump messsge to the fleeing GOP
The Strangest Things Happen In Florida
So that's what you call a Tuesday in Florida? Hate to see what Florida calls a Wednesday.
Gaters
aligator
Finders keepers.
Sick
Lost me after, “ a jogger in Florida”
as one does
Wow.
Let us know if a jogger finds GovRonDeSantis' brain.
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