Flight Attendant Annoyed By Lizzo Attempting To Stuff Giant Inflatable Ass Into Overhead Compartment

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KarenKilgariff

lizzo Lol🤷🏿‍♀️WTH? way2funny.

🍑👌

lizzo Nice

DaleGribble001 😂😂😂

lizzo let her do what she wants she's royalty

autranamvar

lizzo pinkatharine

lizzo get it girl!!

KileyRendak

joseph_wallers

lizzo Do you blame her tho⁉️ Just look at that inflatable ass, who wouldn’t take it with them⁉️😂

lizzo livgazelle

lizzo So what level of 'made it' is when The Onion writes an article about you?

vmas what

lizzo Dog 😂 mood GqGreatness

lizzo WE-

Like if you'd buy a shirt with this on it.

In what way is Lizzo “empowering” as people say? Just because she is plus size? Her music is all garbage. No different than Cardi B’s or Nicki Minaj’s.

No

😄lol cjessee2

lizzo It literally took me a while to figure it out that this wasn't a photo

Excellent art!

lizzo 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

lizzo Lizzo is this thing gonna be auctioned off, cause if not I can umm...take it off your hands!

cmarguarite

lizzo 😂 😂 💀

lizzo ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

lizzo I’m always willing to help a damsel in distress!

lizzo daniellerebel

vmas I guess she was being that bitch

lizzo lizzo you gotta see this 😂😂😂

lizzo

lizzo You know you’ve made it when the Onion makes an article about you! Congrats Lizzo! Lmao

lizzo Legendary

lizzo PLS

lizzo ArtDecider

lizzo How amazing is this art tho! Hope Lizzo gets it Framed! History

lizzo I just love the art

lizzo I laughed WAAAAAY too hard at this

prettyy_average

habbostork

AnthonyTsolakis sorry for da spam

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen today 😂

Ha!

DorkDanse 😂

please sell this art as a print, i would like to hang it in my entryway.

I have no fucking idea who Lizzo is.

liamstack Donald Trump would never fit in the overhead compartment. Someone should have told her

Is this hand drawn?! This is quality stuff

bee_downes

😂😂😂

sandracmesones

It's kinda fun reading through these replies, trying to figure out which people actually get the joke and which ones think they get the joke, but don't.

Why do so many women feel the need to bring their Bar Booty with them when they travel

Hahahaha omg

That not ass. That Rosie trying o sit down.

We've all been there!

planetbooty New tour?

Jacqueline Bouvier voice: 'I don't know who that is.'

Should have used 'stripper'. Would be on your way to 1M likes!

meakoopa This image is how I want to be euthanized.

the airline should be accommodating

give whoever shopped this one a corner office

BentoBun

trafikah we can only hope her flight into Germany will be this interesting 😁😁

HakunaaMoscato

Stuffing Asses is part of the modern flight scheme it's stuff and stay.. or fail and flee..

lizzo

jooooeeeeeeee

🤔

The fact that overhead compartments aren't made for inflatable asses of all sizes is what's wrong with this society. LargeInflatableAssesCountToo

Wow nice art Onion

I thought this was someone licking the asshole one of the attack on titan dudes.

I....yeah I'm at a loss...

ok but this art is incredible

🤣🤣🤣🤣

lizzo 😂😂😂

As big as my nuts

kaybeezeey

Someone is bound to get fake outraged over this

It ain't her fault.

I hate it, but I laughed.

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