*space cowboy starts to play as cops come rolling down the street*
Thats one way to word it
Nice!
TheHornyPoPo
Netflix
That's borderline paedo-talk!!! Who is the SCUMBAG that thought this up and the SCUMBAG that approved it? DUMB!!
Sneauxphlake
Not funny.
Wait, WHAT?
Just because it was a boring summer day! 😁😂
netflix
The click bait is dripping in pedophille juice . Wrong
Really treading the line here huh
Coming to Netflix soon
Grotesque
😳
Ok unfollowing
tfw the sex offender registry is flooded with fire hydrants
LGBTQ movement adds a P
This has happened way too much this year.
He said he could hold it...
You’re generally funny but this one. No doubt written by the staff pediophile.
The Onion has decided to join the culture of making pedophile normal.
🤣
Oh sh*t. 😯
Pedophilia is funny now - apparently
In other news, President Trump wished the fire hydrant well.
No
There is a watch list fot tweets like this!
Yes officer, this post right here
Dude
Wording guys, wording.
They call that hydrant R. Kelly.
Hahahhaha
Gross
You fucking maniacs
DogPissLvr69: hi qt. Do u like big shooterz?!
Don't let Netflix know about this....
:(
Yowza
No
Now this is some cursed shit
Ya my uncle did this to us when we were little
this is child pornography. do NOT like!
inappropriate. no. just no. you let me down here, onion.
Jesus Christ, why?
This is how you get Qanon to come after you
new netflix special?
gross
Did Jerry F Jr. at least get a chance to watch?
Hahahaha
I feel....I don't....what the....how could you...wha...why am I laughing.....this is terrible!
No.
Ooooof
KcCaptin
Somebody call Chris Hanson!
IV The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.
Hot.
FBI?
Uhhh, no?
I’m good with this, just don’t make them swallow.
All good, they don’t know 😉
Ehhhhh this one feels wrong. Even for the onion.
ah the onion is going with the netflix route i see
This headline isn’t funny. Not because it’s offensive (which it is, but moré breaking can be funny), but because the association between a fire hydrant and male ejaculation isn’t established/doesn’t exist. So you’re left with a forced joke which is offensive and that’s creepy.
Pretty fucked up 'headline'. Sign of the times that your editors would allow that and somehow think it's funny.
I'll never see a fire hydrant the same again
Tom Hanks was all over this one, faked out again Tom!😯
Dear , please hire me. My spouse's family tried to cancel our wedding because I have a sense of humor like this. Make the drama worth it and let me write this hilarious nonsense for a living. I'm one of you! 😈
Sounds like a netflix show
Hippidyhoffider
OMG! That is so wrong AND so FUNNY!!!! LOL!!
Fuck sakes
Also known as the Biden Hydrant
Sounds pedophile to me.
What Netflix show is this?
Degenerate
pog
8 year olds dude
You guys come up with weird shit involving kids.
Isn't it time to normalize fire hydrants?
Not only too far, but quite telling. SaveTheChildren SaveOurChildren
Not cool.
I have a dark sense of humour but this.. Yikes.
W
Epstein isn't dead, he writes for The Onion these days
I'm going on a damn watchlist
We’ll give that a “1 Louis CK”
So wrong
notjohndoe321 Uhm....
uhhhhh
Ya know...sometimes y’all are a little f-Ed in the head.
You guys need to delete this.
Delete this
why do humorless dummies follow the onion
What the fuck
😂😂😂😂😂😂
who wrote this, ggreenwald?
Hi. This one got away from you. Happens to the best of us. Let’s go ahead and delete this one right now.
This sounds like something I would tweet, then regret, then delete before my shame could be found out.
No, too much.
Yikes
That so many of you are shocked by The Onion's edgy humor is what really shocks me. Just mute or block them if you're so offended, candyasses!
Y'all can go to hell.
Big miss for the onion
Cutting it pretty close to pedophilia there chief 👎
Reading these replies, it's easy to see who got touched by their creepy Uncle when they were small. On a 97 degree day, all I think when I see this picture, is I want to be 'poppin' the water plug just for old times sake'.
Delete this now please
For once some good news going on today 😁.
gonna call this one a 'miss'
No. Get help.
The comments about to be filled with hundreds of people with names like “Qaren⭐️⭐️⭐️”
Alright which one of y'all is on Epstein's flight logs
WHY?!?! 🤣
Stop stop just stop stop stop
downhill slide for the onion
Not to mention Jerry Falwell jr. hehe
jail
?
Lordt 😩
do you understand that many people make up double meanig for this,,?
FBI OPEN UP
Is this a .onion site?
Ahhh...the elusive cringefunny in it's native habitat.
You can’t say that on the inter web
The way this was worded makes me uncomfortable
you’ll take it and like it
Ua ʻākeʻakeʻa au i kēia pūnaewele
badddddd
When political satirists cannot stay ahead of our increasingly absurd reality, satirists opt for a different approach.
FBI
So the hydrant was Biden ?
No.
FINALLY! A news story I can relate too.
No
Umm
👀
Thats kinda creepy.
Trying too hard to be edgy again
It’s ok, he’s a kid as well
WTF!!!!
I feel uncomfortable now. Please, just, no.
Certainly a choice!
Look at all the sensitive people posting about this. It's a Joke, if you feel uncomfortable that's on you.
Cernovich GabeHoff
Pedo humor. That’s an interesting choice.
Furiously beating the heat
Thats sooooooooo hot.
Naughty fyre hydrant
I’m placing who ever wrote this under arrest
Gee, everybody seems to reading something into this, when it's just an innocent, seen-around-town slice of life photo feature.
WeirdChamp
* unzips *
Yikers
Jeff Epstein wishes he was out on bail!
Even the Boy Scouts and Catholics are blushing...
I feel guilty as fuck for laughing at this!
HUH
This is a fail, Onion.
Well trolled sirs
Are you sure you're not referring to the Boy Scouts of America, The Onion? What, too soon?
A Fire Hydrant Near A Priest’s House Blows Load All Over Hot Neighborhood Kids.
DISGUSTING! Delete that immediately or I will report you to jack !
Will I be put on a list for liking this?
I'm calling the cops
Politics onion pedophile onion
incoming twitter ban lmao
Joe Biden would appreciate this
A little bizarre, even for The Onion
Absolutely essential and reportable.
Look, we’ve talked about this before. This is inapropro.
This is not in good taste!
TheHoudini_24
*slow golf clap*
Did R. Kelly build it?
Hot neighborhood kids?
Rethink rethink abort abort
I'm as filthy as the next guy, but blowing load terminology shouldn't be in the same sentence (or page) with kids. Shame on you guys!
oh my
Onion no
When goes too far?
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