Some people just stand and eat the grapes.
Where's the satire?
We don’t like the real ones
this isn't even a joke
Ripping off the New York Times?
Stick to being funny
Mood
I have a security deposit down on 2 broccoli crowns.
I complained about food prices to a friend literally 2 minutes before you posted this. I am in awe
That's not a joke for me....,.
Taters are still cheap
But this is real. ::drowns in existential dread::
And the children cheer!
Canned carrots are just as good.
Section 8 Whole Foods now!
More sad than funny, because it is true to so many families.
Man so poor he can't even afford
Where is the joke?
When did y'all stop doing satire? It's cheaper to live on chips, burgers, and cheese than it is to eat a salad every once in a while. God forbid you want a luxury like fruit for dessert!
Why can't people learn to love record inflation? I saw 100,000 overdose deaths in 2021 and thought, yes, America, I know we could do it. That's how I suggest we approach not being able to afford groceries anymore.
You can thank the dems for that.
Now family will have buy inorganic produce.
Gwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha!!!
When did The Onion go true?
McDonald's dollar menu here we come. It's more expensive to buy a salad than a burger....
it’s the cheapest section of the store
This is dark
I don’t want to be one of those sourpusses who says “this isn’t funny.” I’ll just keep doomscrolling.
This would be news if you released it years ago
thats not satire
They should totally rebel and start growing produce themselves.
Don't tell them this secret: more and more families are finding great produce bargains in the bins behind the store
Just stop it.
When is Joe Biden's State of the Onion speech?
Prices are high but lettuce romaine calm.
Dang Onion... What happened to satire? Wait a minute... The same thing happened to South Park!
The sad thing is...organic produce isn't even better for you. It just costs more b/c ppl think it's healthier and will pay more for it. The only good reason to buy it is supporting smaller (sometimes) businesses.
I'd rather die young eating delicious food than live to 100 eating dirt and weeds. - Bill Hicks
They didn't have enough green. 😔
This isn’t even satire anymore
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