selena gomez should believe in god for allowing her to exist without him
Mike Bloomberg has already acquired Heaven, in a leveraged buyout, for his 2020 campaign.
I don’t care how rich he is, his abuse of his guitar should be punishable by lashings.
I wish I didn't have to believe in the existence of Justin Bieber. Why oh why god, if you are just and loving, do you allow things like Auschwitz and Bieber.
So you are saying that only the poor need God,cause the rich has their money.' Remember,the fool and his money shall be parted.All the money in the world,cannot save a rich mans soul.
“Jesus rapped.”
I’ll tell you this, I stopped saying “never” because of him. Then I tried to fly off of my god-damn roof! It was amazing! I saw all the neighborhood coming at me at an incredible speed. I’ll never trust that asshole again.
It's called faith and why not
Joel and Kanye: But all wealth comes from God and should be tax deductible.
So people only believe in God until they have a better life 🤔
Who the fuck are experts?
Money dont cure mental illness, loneliness, plus Justin is the type of celebrity who easily isolated himself because of fame so now he needs community. A sense of feeling included. Religion is the easiest way to get these voids filled in.
Hillsong turns up, tbh.
So does that mean only poor people should believe in god?
Once you reach a certain amount of wealth you should automatically stop believing in God?
Have to first believe in God, to make a pact with Satan for stardom.
idc what he believes but can he wash his face at least
What experts though?...
i'd completely forgotten this person exists.
Hahahahahahahahahahah
Wtf,.. so what do you want him to believe in?
Because he wants to go yo heaven and meet Station, obviously.
It's part of their long-term posthumous retirement plan.
Someone needs to agree with his hot takes on abortion.
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pays better than musician
god, and also jesus
It's his comfort blanket?
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