Everything We Know About Elon Musk’s ‘Twitter Files’

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Here’s what The Onion discovered about Elon Musk’s “Twitter Files.”

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Why is this impt? What has his hair plugs to do wth you or anyone? I used to respect Onion twelve years ago.look at yourselves now.

Joe seeing Hunter's dick isn't as interesting as him showering with his daughter.

Do you think he is all “talk” about these “files “

Wow. I remember when The Onion was satire, instead of yet another shill for the radical left.

It's about the corruption of the Biden family at the highest level of government. It sad you gleaned dick pics from the information.

Move over Onion. Babylon Bee has got you by the bulb. You a leftist stain now. Trash

Dizzysauer No question the onion is where you get your daily news.

What do you mean reveal nothing? We now know that Joe TRIED to stop us from seeing his brother's cock and balls. Huge blow to freedom of speech if I can't get that hog on my screen

Literally every conservative on Twitter for the last six months. Noun, verb, Hunter Biden.

'I mean, the guy killed some monkeys and keeps impregnating employees, for God’s sake.' 😂

Seeing The Onion in lockstep with the standard response actually makes me wonder if you’ve been hacked by The Babylon Bee 🤣🤣🤣

Andrew yangs to lose

I really miss The Onion. Remember when they were funny instead of establishment propagandists?

Censorship by the government. Nothing to see here. Brutal take.

Can you imagine if elonmusk kicked this account off the platform?

Isn’t he the bad guy from Casino Royale?

Emails show that Twitter executives made a concerted effort to kill the story about Musk’s incredibly natural-looking hair plugs.

Anyone got a link to the pot pie recipe?

'Benghazi, Hillary's emails, Hunter Biden, Migrant Caravans, Twitter Files' All of these reek of desperation. And the GOP wonders why it loses elections? Try focusing on REAL issues: Housing, education, food scarcity, gun safety, worker rights, and women's rights.

lol. I'm spoiling it.

This is the modern social media version of Geraldo Rivera's Al Capone Vault special All hype and no treasure

I clicked on the link to see if you went back to doing humor. Nope. I’m full up on woke bullshit snark, thanks. I won’t have to click on your site again though, so thanks for that.

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It's pure rightwing cope

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