Elon Musk Unveils New XL Flamethrower

elonmusk So...we’re just gonna mock this man right into supervillainy, huh?

elonmusk Only Musk can edit out the explosion and call the test a huge success. Send more money!

d08890 elonmusk This isn’t funny. I got all excited that I could buy an improved Boring Company flamethrower.

elonmusk Meanwhile

elonmusk Isn’t ghat one of his launches to Mars?

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elonmusk You mean XL Not A Flamethrower?

elonmusk Don't give him any ideas

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elonmusk Nah just them testing Starship's rapid reusability

elonmusk Lol

elonmusk Don't worry. It will just be another shitty weed torch

elonmusk As long as this was not a rocket carrying Starlink satellites. I can’t take .xfinity much longer.

elonmusk Tremendous! Congratulations Elon.

elonmusk Not like it’s rocket science or anything.

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elonmusk It's NOT a flamethrower!!

elonmusk I wish him much success with all his future explosions!

elonmusk Ah I thought it was his Bitcoins.

SteveHamel16 elonmusk Elon Musk Unveils New XL Not-A-Flamethrower*

elonmusk Because that's what Grimes needs.

elonmusk Wow. Bravo but wow

elonmusk Boring Co.?

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elonmusk Nailed it! 😂

elonmusk Capitalist innovation, yo!

elonmusk It’s a flame TOSSER 🙄🤣

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elonmusk Too soon!

elonmusk The latest model; )

elonmusk Elon Musk has invented the Ford Pinto of space travel.

elonmusk Rockets are cool lol

elonmusk always brings tears to my eyes. 😂🤣😢😥😪🧦

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elonmusk Didn’t realize this was the Onion at first, because this doesn’t seem far-fetched for Elon.

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elonmusk Finally, something practical.

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elonmusk Future SpaceX landing announcement: “Passengers should remain seated with their seatbelt fastened until the vehicle has come to a complete explosion.”

elonmusk hahaha Brutal 😁😁

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elonmusk New energy source. This is how Mars colony will sustain itself.

elonmusk Where do I get the deposit back on my space flight?

elonmusk 😂😂😂

no see the rocket bursting into flames on impact is just as planned!

elonmusk elonmusk i can see that happen

elonmusk Watch out, Alien Queen.

elonmusk please stop he's gonna throw a fit and RT the babylon bee again

elonmusk There goes my low carbon footprint.

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elonmusk Cancel Elon Musk

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