PALO ALTO, CA—Proudly showing off his latest innovation, Tesla CEO Elon Musk debuted an all-new self-parenting child Wednesday. “This is the most intuitive baby we’ve ever seen—it’s completely hands off,” said Musk, who explained how the breakthrough was motivated by his desire for a baby he would never need to think about. “We’re talking maximum baby for minimal effort.
With this kid, you just set it and forget it. Simply sit back, relax, and watch some. You never have to worry about child rearing. Some people will try to tell you it’s dangerous not to parent your child, but this thing is wired with state-of-the-art algorithms that make any safety concerns irrelevant.” At press time, Musk had retracted his statements after the baby had unexpectedly exploded.
elonmusk It’s really not. Babies aren't toys you can just play with when you’re bored.
elonmusk Thank god someone is being responsible for whats his name.
elonmusk How do you pronounce the name? 😳😂 X Æ A-12 👀
elonmusk Beautiful picture but the most ridiculous name out there. Poor kid
elonmusk Remember who changed their name to this symbol?
elonmusk I will buy it once it come with silent mode.
elonmusk 😂😂
elonmusk alenadundas
elonmusk I want one, but they're too expensive, right now.
elonmusk ___SM6 mancillas_jose 😂
elonmusk Good looking Ladd
elonmusk 🙏
elonmusk Wouldn't be surprised seeing it been done soon 😂
elonmusk Hopefully the child has automated defenses built in with a name like X + 29 = Y - Æï
Casey elonmusk Imagine Elon sending his baby to space kekw
elonmusk Hahahahahahahahahah. Poor kid.
elonmusk
elonmusk Damn shame that Shel Silverstein isn't around to write 'Boy Named X Æ A-12'
elonmusk Unfortunately, it requires over $10M a year in gov’t subsidies.
elonmusk rufat_zeynalli
elonmusk How high can you drop ot?
elonmusk Watch—- Musk will forget to feed that kid in 2 weeks.....
elonmusk That kid's gonna make me rich one day
brent858 elonmusk Congrats elonmusk . It may change your perspective. Or not.....
elonmusk That baybay gonna look like Grimes. Cute. 💗
Casey elonmusk wait what
elonmusk What about the self-changing diaper?
elonmusk Fucking Nailed it!
elonmusk Elon Musk hitting his baby with a sledgehammer on live television
elonmusk Say what you want about Kanye but at least his kid's names are all letters
elonmusk I thought he already hired a bunch of nannies to raise all his children for him. Why fix what ain't broke?
elonmusk Cynicism is uncool. Lame.
elonmusk Omg my dad was a genius inventor this whole time
elonmusk Too bad it’s not a self-naming child
elonmusk Lol
elonmusk I like the idea
elonmusk 'At press time, Musk had retracted his statements after the baby had unexpectedly exploded.'
elonmusk 'It's all-electric with no emissions,' Musk says.
cstross elonmusk The Harvey K-Tel of tech has made a pronouncement. That poor kid, destined from birth to end up in some pizzant realty series 'Growing up Musk' Someone alert child services now.
elonmusk Mars needs moms
elonmusk Funny
elonmusk Does he do replacements
elonmusk This baby burps itself after it feeds itself its own milk. THATS RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! This baby produces and DRINKS it's OWN MILK! Leaky tits? A thing of the past! Vomit on shoulder from a burping baby? Antiquated! This is the baby of the future!
elonmusk So do we have to fuck his wife to get one or....
elonmusk Kids first words will b ...beep boop beep
elonmusk Comes with a mini-sub option.
elonmusk Hopefully they’ll hire someone competent to raise it for them.
elonmusk Elon Must a Must For Elon :D
elonmusk Already done. Gen-Xers. Nice try though.
elonmusk Congratulations. Getting back to the Tesla and PlanetoftheHumans . Are the Cars really beneficial in the long run? How does the cleanenergy that powers the vehicle come to be. hocuspocus. youliedtreesdied.
elonmusk Grandpa allowed to keep putting out babies, how cute.
elonmusk He's probably gonna send the kid to Mars.
elonmusk Musk had retracted his statements after the baby had unexpectedly exploded. elonmusk I lost my shit
elonmusk He already gave him a machine name.
elonmusk So that's what X Æ A-12 is.
Terrible shame about the brick test, though.
elonmusk I thought Elon didn't like A.I.
elonmusk after 6 failed attempts
elonmusk ouch
elonmusk Now, if he could only pacify the employees at his Gigafactories...
elonmusk Libertarian dream child.
elonmusk Can XA£¥-12 walk yet?
elonmusk Finally a child I can get on board with!
elonmusk Just DM me when you’re hungry.
elonmusk very on brand
elonmusk Is it bulletproof tho
elonmusk but he still has yet to develop the Tesla Model 69
I expect nothing less from you, Elon
elonmusk Only took seven tries.
elonmusk LOL
elonmusk LOL...good stuff...
elonmusk
elonmusk I'll wait for the X-Series.
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