Dying Dad Wondering If You Hit Traffic On Way To Hospital

BETHLEHEM, PA—Pausing between each labored word as his family gathered around him, local dying dad Phil Piermont was reportedly wondering Wednesday if you hit traffic on your way to the hospital. “Did you take 22? It’s a little congested by the exit, right?” said your father, taking a deep breath to push through the pain and suggest you take the earlier exit unless it was after 8 p.m.

“What did it take? Twenty minutes? Twenty-five? Those navigation apps never send you the right directions. Hold on. They always assume the highway is the fastest. Come closer. Please tell me you won’t get caught in that mess on 191 on the way home.” At press time, reports confirmed your dad had asked you to look after your mother and make sure she remembered to get her parking validated.

That was my dad. Or wondering what kind of mpg I got on the drive. I miss that guy.

This is comically scary. Just went to the hospital for him.

How it s that funny? People have fathers that pass away almost every day.

If you had left an hour earlier you would have missed the traffic

“If Saint Peter thinks I am using that god damn Waze app to meet him at the Pearly Gates, he can kiss my ass.”

So dad.

Did he get a good 'Hi [name], I'm dying' joke

Did he get a good 'Hi [name], I'm dying' joke

Suggests alternate route you should have taken.

Both funny and true. That's dads for you. They are more concerned about their kids than they are about themselves.

Goodness. Truly Pulitzerish material. You never fail to satisfy !!

If you all don’t stop complaining I’m going to turn this ambulance around!

“Dad I’m so sorry” “Hi so sorry I’m dying”

Late in my dads cancer, he collapsed and we came over to help. While lying on the floor, he insisted we get ourselves something to drink before bothering with getting him up.

Dying dad wants to tell you he left you out of the last Will and testament, he also states he has nothing left. Became a mute point

Joke's on you, mine didn't even want me to know when his funeral was.

Id be more worried about hitting BLM created blockage.

But the little league game!

Man, I hope I can remember this….

Dad life

'Did you get good parking?'

This surely was lifted from an Onion writer’s actual life.

Some dying people really want to talk about everyday stuff. That's how they continue 'living' after death, every time it's snowing I remember question 'Is it snowing outside?' etc.

...also the dishwasher is acting up so if you see it stop in the middle of the cycle just hit the stat button twice but...

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