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Dwindling Kitchen Resources Forcing Man To Scavenge For Food Higher And Higher In Cabinets

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NEW CASTLE, DE—As he stood on tiptoes in a desperate attempt to locate a can of soup or perhaps a package of ramen, local man Josh Mucklow told reporters Tuesday that as kitchen resources continue to vanish, he has been forced to scavenge for food in higher and higher cabinets. “The shelves I have traditionally relied upon are depleted, so I’ve had no choice but to forage deeper into these cupboards than ever before,” said Mucklow, who explained that a catastrophic pasta shortage had recently exacerbated the situation, forcing him to subsist on stale corn chips for much of the evening. “Once the peanut butter reserves ran dry, I knew I would need to pull over a chair so I could cover more area in my search. Unfortunately, if there’s nothing for me in the hard-to-reach cabinets above the refrigerator, I’m as good as done for come morning.” At press time, reports confirmed Mucklow had narrowly staved off death after finding a bag of rice cakes behind the waffle iron.

 

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marykchambers I need you to bring me a stepladder

So true!!

When he hits the box of baking soda and package of powder gravy, its time to go food shopping.

I LITERALLY had to pull out a Foot Stool the other day!

mattdotta1 Haha....... perfect 😊😊😊

If I Have Mustard Crackers For Lunch I Can Do Mashed Potato Sandwiches For Dinner. Hey....Is That Nutella!!

Food at home:

What a brave man

Whoa! Is that a first-edition Hungry Jack, mint in the box, I see! Do you know how much that’s worth?! Is the box undented?

Man has to resort to that dust covered mystery can with no label.

'White middle class Americans will spend money on anything they think will give them excuses to eat more.'-YIAY.

With use by dates further and further back in time. ...

I finally feel seen.

When you have owned stacks of washed Taco Bell cups and microwave rice bowls as dishes, you have know the struggle.

elation BuenMartes

Ouch TruthHurts LaughterHeals

Careful, that’s where the Warfarin is.

o.o the struggle is real

That's where I hid the good stuff, wife couldn't reach 🙈🤣

Man's got a shelf just for his mustard

Woah, I didn't know we had Eggos! 😂

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