Dripping Wet 7-Year-Old Gets On Hotel Elevator

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ATLANTA—An elevator at the Airport Ramada Inn was boarded Friday afternoon by a dripping wet 7-year-old child, sources within the hotel reported. Eyewitnesses confirmed the drenched youth, who wore a towel draped over his shoulders and swim goggles on his forehead, entered the lobby from an interior courtyard, walked inside the already open elevator, and extended a clammy finger to press the button for the fifth floor. A small puddle reportedly formed as water trickled off the boy, who occasionally shivered during the brief ride, his teeth chattering slightly from the chill. Sources confirmed the sopping wet kid then exited the elevator and headed past the snack machines toward the corridor for rooms 511 to 525, leaving behind him the sharp but fading scent of chlorine.

 

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tittyscientist

I mean it's believable

What kind of 7 year old boy wears a swimsuit like that? 🥴

If I told that kid once, I’ve told him a thousand times.....

'swim goggles on his forehead' there don't seem to be any goggles

How was he dripping wet? Wasn't the pool closed due to aids and stingrays?

tommynt99

So hypocritical. Guess what this same elevator does when it goes away “for maintenance”? Gets all wet on an oil pool. Ohhh yeahhh lets all save the poor elevator from getting wet uhhhh poor thing doesn’t like liquids - NOT.

I hope he’s wet from the pool and not wetting the bed!

Please stop with the clearly doctored image, no 7yr old would use a towel to begin with.

This must be in Alabama. They have the strongest pro life elevator laws in the nation.

The hotel I just stayed at in Hawai’i had a separate elevator just for pool users. Never seen that before.

Paid actor, right?

🤔 plausible, since enlightenment necessitates purification

They had us on the first half, not gonna lie

nickwiger has entered the chat.

Thanks 👏

I remember that day. I was in that hotel. I ate eggs.

Boy forgets to dry off and goes back to his hotel room, today on !

What in the hell is this article about? Who cares? Why is this important and why did you waste your time and ours putting this on Twitter?

This is so wrongly hilarious on so many levels.

But the hotel pool has been closed since that tragic accident 12 years ago... Oh my!

I'll sue you next time for bringing up my childhood again

scepticschizo

Wtf Trevor.

All BY HIMSELF

This is an outrage! We need laws against this.

Dude, Just made a wrong turn.

I began this at every Holiday Inn in the 70’s but now that it’s not me or my kid, this must stop. Thank you

the picture with this headline could have been so much worse.

🤣🤣

Looks like a Weasely kid.

1Obefiend How is this even a news...

……..Dripping wet 7 year old gets on Air Force One

dude i did that last week and i’m 50

In

It was ONE TIME

C'mon!

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