Drew Brees Hoping Family Doesn’t Just Get Him Football For Christmas Again

📆 12/16/2019 2:49 PM
📰 TheOnion

⏱ Reading Time:
1 sec. here
2 min. at publisher
📊 Quality Score:
News: 4%
Publisher: 51%

United States Headlines News

United States Latest News,United States Headlines

NEW ORLEANS—Worried that he would be forced to feign a smile and halfheartedly thank everyone, Saints quarterback Drew Brees told reporters Monday night he hopes his family doesn’t just get him a football for Christmas again. “I appreciate the thought, but nobody seems to realize that I have other interests beyond this one thing,” said the former NFL MVP, noting that his basement was already full of boxes and bags of unused footballs that people have given him but he can’t bring himself to throw away. “I don’t want to insult my wife or kids, but they need to realize this is just my job. I mean, I like football, but I’m so much more than that, and I wish they would take the time to dig a little deeper and get me some hunting gear or books about the Civil War. I’m sure I’ll still just have to grit my teeth as I’m unwrapping another goddamn football again.” At press time, an excited Brees was studying a tall, wrapped rectangular box in his living room containing a display case for all his footballs.

Write Comment

😂

You know what his wife calls it when he farts under the covers? A Drew breeze.

No vacuum cleaner would be perfect!

Probably not this year just a gift card for a football this year:)

jetsfan24x7 'Wow, another football. Thanks, Brittany. You shouldn't have. You REALLY shouldn't have...'

I met Brees years ago when he was a Charger.. still to this day that was the strongest handshake I've felt.. not funny but whatever

A Cat scratching post would be nice

They can buy him AdvoCare products instead.

We have summarized this news so that you can read it quickly. If you are interested in the news, you can read the full text here. Read more:

United States Latest News, United States Headlines

Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.

Katy Perry is feeling festive in a revealing red Santa dressThe singer gets her fans in the Christmas mood with a leggy choice of festive outfit.
Source: Mirror Celeb - 🏆 476. / 51 Read more »

Kim Kardashian Said She Had 5 Operations After Giving Birth to SaintKim Kardashian just revealed that she had 5 (!) procedures to help her body recover after giving birth to son Saint West. Who cares!
Source: InStyle - 🏆 103. / 63 Read more »

‘Little Women’ Review: Greta Gerwig Makes An Old Story Feel New AgainGreta Gerwig’s delightful movie, starring Saoirse Ronan, Emma Watson, Florence Pugh, Eliza Scanlen, Laura Dern, Timothée Chalamet, and Meryl Streep, creates its own narrative structure and emotionally-driven continuity, makes a much-adapted story feel wholly new again.
Source: Forbes - 🏆 394. / 53 Read more »

Proud mum Kylie Jenner shows off adorable Stormi getting in the Christmas spiritIn a recent Vlog, the cosmetics billionaire gave fans a glimpse of the high life at Christmas as adorable one year old Stormi got worked up about the festivities
Source: Mirror Celeb - 🏆 476. / 51 Read more »

With O'Rourke not running for Senate, many don't know who isBeto O'Rourke isn't running for Senate again, and Democrats who have unusually high hopes for Texas in 2020 are facing an unsettled landscape. Good keep Texas red 😎 With Beto O'Rourk not running for senate again, many don't know who is! 🙄🇺🇸🥺😣 Unsettled? No they WOKE UP
Source: ABC - 🏆 471. / 51 Read more »

https://www.instyle.comInStyle is the leading site for celebrity style. See expert fashion advice, star hairstyles, beauty tips, how-to videos and real-time red carpet coverage.
Source: InStyle - 🏆 103. / 63 Read more »