Donald Trump Plots to Destroy Showering

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Donald Trump, intent on hastening the imminent destruction of our planet, has set his weasel eyes on showerheads

Donald Trump, intent on hastening the already quite imminent destruction of our planet, has now set his weasel eyes on showerheads, of all things, saying that the current requirement that only allows 2.5 gallons to flow per minute isn’t adequate to thoroughly soak his corpus.

“So showerheads—you take a shower, the water doesn’t come out. You want to wash your hands, the water doesn’t come out. So what do you do? You just stand there longer or you take a shower longer? Because my hair—I don’t know about you, but it has to be perfect. Perfect,” Trump said from the White House grounds in July.to loosen environmental restrictions. In order to appease their leaderSince 1992, federal law has dictated that new showerheads shouldn’t pour more than 2.

in a statement to The Hill. “Thanks to the standards, consumers have access to showerheads that not only score well on [Consumer Reports] tests and achieve high levels of customer satisfactionIn fact, such standards save consumers around $500 per year on energy bills, said Andrew deLaski, executive director of the energy conservation group Appliance Standards Awareness Project.

“The new plan is a gimmick in search of a problem. Complaints about inadequate showerheads were frequent decades ago, immortalized in a 1996episode,” he said. “But for many years now, we’ve had a fix for poorly performing models, one that requires no action by the Trump administration.”

 

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