Dole Introduces New Voice-Activated Grapefruit

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Yeah, yeah, that was the obvious first step. I wanna know if it has Bluetooth!

Grapefruit, halve!

Just another way for the government to spy on me what are you doing

Give the people what they want

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Great; now my parents are going to call every morning all hangry because they can't work the voice commands.

But whyyyyyyy?

I'll bet it replies in a sour tone...

Way better than Alexa, I bought like 5 of these and they work fine

'Grapefruit, ruin my meds now'

Yeah, maybe don’t buy it on day one. Tried the beta version and somehow it signed me up for 12 copies of Ladies’ Home Journal.

great. i can tell it to go fuck itself and watch it roll straight into the garbage disposal

Ok grapefruit. Squirt...

That is grape!!!

why does this look so perfect

it’s only function is squirting in my eye

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