Derek Jeter Just Going To Go Ahead And Count Stray Cats In Marlins Attendance Figure

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HAHAHAHAHA...LMFAO..........shagging flys, shagging cats...LOL

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It's kitties!

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Go ahead you fascist red Socks fans, pick on Jeter

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Animal cruelty. Making them go to a Marlins game.

Democrats want to count them in the census

I guess 'Take Home a Stray Cat' day didn't go so well...

Those poor cats

Hey! I've been to a Marlins game years ago. I got free tickets somehow; they used to give them away like hotcakes, and probably still do. Nonetheless, I did observe that they have a few dedicated fans.

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The Stray Cats have have yet to respond to the allegation that they would attend a Marlins game.

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