Dad’s Eyes Well Up At Sight Of Perfectly Packed Cooler

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LURAY, VA—Beaming with pride after he slotted the final turkey sandwich into place, local dad Steve Fowler’s eyes reportedly welled up Friday at the sight of a perfectly packed cooler for the family’s weekend trip to the beach. “All the heavy stuff is at the bottom, the beer and soda bottles are neatly organized and…

LURAY, VA—Beaming with pride after he slotted the final turkey sandwich into place, local dad Steve Fowler’s eyes reportedly welled up Friday at the sight of a perfectly packed cooler for the family’s weekend trip to the beach.

“All the heavy stuff is at the bottom, the beer and soda bottles are neatly organized and surrounded by ice packs, and everything is ideally positioned for an even chill,” said the misty-eyed father of three, who reportedly wiped away a tear as he ran his hand around the rim to verify that none of the contents would obstruct the lid from closing. “This is all going to be ice-cold when we open it. It’s beautiful. I mean, it’s just beautiful.

 

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Could be packed better, to be honest

I'm going to have to disagree with his 'perfectly packed' assessment. The sandwiches should be in a separate cooler with ice packs instead of ice.

Is it though? Those sarnies touching the ice means they’ll have a near frozen side and possibly even be damp. They should be on a tray nearer the lid. I give him a 6 or 7 out of 10

Brings a tear to this old fart

“There is hope for this country,” adds Dad

I raised you well, my son.

Knew I was a dilf;_;7

I mean my eyes would too seeing that

god dammit I'm not a dad and this got me straight up *emotional*

cselley Is it though?

🥲

Those sarnies are too close to the ice. They should be in a tray at the top of the cooler, away from the ice and wet. You should speak to aussies about how to properly pack an eskie

“No, that doesn’t go there you’re doing it wrong. Just let me do it.”

no chips? Where is this, Quebec?

So beautiful. They should have sent a poet.

That's pretty well packed fr

Ice is always last.

meyers_ryan

Been there. Done that . Not impressed.

allhalechandler you’ve seen this a few times

Saves him the time of having to reorganize it. Now he can watch the grill and give advice on the right time to flip the burgers while commenting on the proper height the grass should be cut.

And he was probably so shaken that he didn't even think to take a picture.

C-

A packed cooler does look nice

Those should be Barq’s Root Beer but still a solid B+

The Onion is in rare form recently.

I would fuck up some a&w right now

he raised someone right.

lil_webby_81

But does the egg salad have olives?

I feel targeted

Must be looking at a different cooler than the one pictured. No ice pack over the top? Those rootbeers (the most dad soda) are going to be less cool than they should be.

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