Cuomo Tells Journalists There’s A Few More Deaths That Won’t Be Reported If They Keep Asking Questions

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I can't be silent about this smear campaign going on against Gov Cuomo. I am more convinced than ever that the two low-lifes, Donald Trump and Roger Stone are conducting this campaign! follow for more...

I wish this was funny.

I can't be silent about this smear campaign going on against Gov Cuomo. I am more convinced than ever that the two low-lifes, Donald Trump and Roger Stone are conducting this campaign!

bojangly_

Lolol!

The volume on this tweet is very loud, Onion

Hey! I thought the onion was suppose to make shit up not report real life news!😉

well, he is Italian and he’s from New York so....

AITA for thinking how sadly accurate this is?.

AntneyAnt

Fr sounds like something he would say 😂

Why does he look like a wet rat?

Sounds like a threat, from a public official. On camera tho?

It's funny. But it's also kind of sad really. What a terrible human being. He sacrificed people for political gain. That's just fucking sad and pathetic.

lol. Sometimes when people keep coming for you you gotta come for them.

And he sounded like Joe Pesci when he said it.

Gold

The death count just got ten feet higher.

AmarooParkPR nsanake98

Hhahahaha. Sad but true 🤢

Chris: Well i really can't report on my brother having people murdered...

Toadcialism

Twitter fact checkers coming in

lol

Let's meet in subway for an interview.

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BenBonnema Trumps’s revenge

casino II

OK...This made my day. Just funny ...I laughed out loud..which was the point which some of these responders didn't seem to get..

BenBonnema Sadly, this part is not satire.

Revis24

BenBonnema 🤭🙈😳😄😄🤣🤪

mariannecope Don’t steal government hates competition bs. Who drew the portrait drawing of the cover of “The Great Ron Paul: The Scott Horton Show Interviews 2004–2019”? now the writer is having an insulting fundraising donation event on his web! GOLD MEANS NOTHING! Family is more important!

WarnockWarrior he's getting more mean that's the wrong path, Sufi warrior

Brilliant

Reminds reporters to 'Not forget to take their newspapers rolled around their surprise gifts.' and to 'Just ignore fishy smell.'

SallyMayweather This reminds me when the Babylon Bee turned on Trump... more of this and we'll unify America 😂

SallyMayweather Why does this not feel like satire?

SallyMayweather Holy shit, the Onion is making a Non-Trump Joke!?! Is someone tired of getting their ass kicked by TheBabylonBee ?

Brendelbored LMFAO

Now! That there is funny 😄

Finally, you have joined the Bee.

... And a few more twitter accounts inexplicably closed if you read this post

AgentSiegfried 🤣🤣🤣🤣

jaketapper Jake Tapper you are turning into a horrible person.

WOW had Trump said that it would have been world front page news .... as usual media STILL covers for Democrats as they been dutifully been doing since 1960

JoshMankiewicz Meanwhile the Onion thinks see DeSantis doesn't exist.

😂

hazelfeig

Classic liberals. Always at least 6 months late to the truth

😂😂😂😂😂

How is this guy not in jail ?

No ones ever mattered more than himself, according to his statements!

ezralevant

Coldhands2 Well maybe they should stop asking questions?

GeorgeWPratt You do know that The Onion is a parody site don't you? Good for a laugh but not for news.

Y'all a few months late guys.

kenklippenstein What is this? The Babylon Bee? Andrew Cuomo did a great job flying blind because of Dump. You should delete this unless you want to give fuel to insurrectionists 😡

Facts

Italiphobia

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ezralevant never cross a Bolshevik. Their lust for bloodshed is insaitable

ezralevant So maybe Trump wasn't wrong calling it the China Virus. Mmmmm?

JVLast JVL, you’re a smart guy... Do u really think Cuomo’s Covid response was terrible? Do u really think he intentionally made decisions that caused more deaths in NY? If so, would love to have a good faith discussion about it. I’d much prefer Cuomo over DeSantis, Noem, Abbott, Kemp..

JaniceDean

I told you the 'Mob' didn't disappear, they just went into politics. They couldn't compete.

JoshuaB99 mmmuuuwuwuahuhuahuhshaha

JRSauceburg lmfao

I had ugatz to do with this!!

loud_socialist This a joke headline😒 not opening this up as clickbait.

GroverNorquist LOL!!!

kenklippenstein Why do I hear ominous Italian music?

MZHemingway Like the groundhog on Groundhog's Day, The Onion is relevant once per year.

jaketapper Cuomo belongs behind bars

kenklippenstein Onion does more reporting on it than you.

2020...the year when ran out of parody content.

kenklippenstein JimmyVielkind I’m sure I can’t be the first person sending this your way...

kenklippenstein

😂😂

Bahahaha

This may actually be true

He totally said this IRL.

This had me dying LOLOLOL

PrivateSnuffy

MZHemingway 'Knuckles' Coumo makes his move. 😄

jaketapper You can’t give up because no one believes in what you do. The person who should have the utmost believes in what you do is yourself. I am who I am today all because of the help of this wonderful human Kimberlykiss13

SethDillon With a headline this good, I thought I was reading the Babylon Bee for a second.

jaketapper Y’all gotta stop 😂 people are actually believing y’all lmao

MZHemingway The guy Como is a criminal should be charged with manslaughter. He can plead unguilty based on he is a mentally challenged.

Like Rudy, Cuomo lived too long and became a villain.

MZHemingway Really?

Both brothers are arrogant.

Shaqkeem1 🤣

MZHemingway Took you guys long enough

MZHemingway Killer Cuomo MUST be held CRIMINALLY RESPONSIBLE and PROSECUTED to the fullest extent of the law!!!!!

Andrew Cuomo is the true face of the Democratic Party........

MZHemingway haha!

BREAKING NEWS: FBI always gets its man CASE CLOSED ALREADY-- --

sadly this may actually be the truth

I always thought Cuomo had a dark side.

LMFAOOO

jaketapper Too bad the TheBabylonBee never goes after conservatives/Republicans. It’s just an unfunny safe space for MAGA. That’s why it’s the shitty version of the Onion which isn’t afraid to call anybody out on either side of the aisle.

When you’ve lost The Onion......

jaketapper Oh, that's not good

LindseyBoylan

jaketapper Jake I don’t get it why is Cuomo is being blame for not reporting death when the person who was in charge of preventing it admitted he awareness on tape to B.Woodrow how deadly covid is .are we blaming the person who helped and not the one who cause it more deadly then it had to

I don’t get the whole reporting deaths premise?

It's hard to do satire these days.

KyleClark 😂

_BarringtonII

jaketapper We can't stand up for you if you try to hide the facts Governor. You will lose all credibility that you did have.

jaketapper lol

jaketapper Can The Onion urge a return of the emmy ill gotten booty, please?

jaketapper ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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MattDunks lol

BuT TeD cRuZ wENt To MeXicO

Dapper Dan hair cream is cancelling his endorsement deal.

Cuomo was never a good person, he shouldnt have been elected and doubt someone better would replace him because it took this long to people see through Cuomo Also while we scream over this Oregon Department of Education wants to teach students 2+2=5

ericrodawig

BenAybar

J__Velasquez Glad MOB BOSS Cuomo doesn't read twitter.

😂

That sounds more like DeathSantis in Florida.

Democrats Trump

😂

I can’t tell if this is satire or truth?

He’s a sleaze. But, the press and the medio are even worse. You ignored this situation until it was shoved in your faces. You still give this situation less coverage than you give the Sen Cruz story. As if by remaining in Tx he could have turned the power back on.

priceless😂😂

LOL

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Hannibal Cuomo, what's for dessert

People in the replies realizing the The Onion is satire and goes against both libs and conservatives. Man, do you people think in black and white or what?

I almost believed this, until I checked the source. It sounds like something Cuomo would say.

KeithOlbermann

Was that a mafia threat to carry out a hit lol

I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire! 😂😂😂

Credit where it’s due: you all knew he was a terrible person back in May

MaraWilson Oh thank God the onion has real satire to do

That’s Andrew, he pushed me off the swing in grade 4, later he nailed my hand to the table in wood shop, then the last year of high school he set me on fire in chemistry class but to be fair he pissed on me to put me out. But after the mob wouldn’t let him join, he got mean.

😂😂😂😂

Now that is a great headline

Is he creating the trailer for the next Godfather movie.

Wow, a liberal satire site going after one of its own?!?! Never thought I’d see that day. I thought all liberal rags and tv media were in cahoots with one another to destroy all things conservative and destroy the lives of conservative people.

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