A conservative evangelical pastor has suggested to his followers that God will help multiply their toilet rolls amid the coronavirus pandemic., pastor Rodney Howard-Browne, leader of the Florida-based Revival Ministries International, told his congregation that"this should be a time of supernatural sustenance, where what you have in your hand will multiply."
Howard-Brown added:"Are the toilet paper rolls getting together and having families now? What is taking place? When you look again, there's still enough. You think you're going to run out but when you look again there's still enough. That's supernatural sustenance.
Don't you love it when these quacks claim to know the mind of God? They just want to keep the collection plates full.
Because the PASTOR is full of Crap! 💩
All I can say is that I know God loves even stupid people...they know not what they do!
In these days we must continue to come together and support each other 🙏.Gotta spread the positivity
OMG. Anyone doubt this fool is a diehard Trump supporter?
🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🤪
“And the onlookers wept, for Jesus had wiped the whole village’s asses with but two rolls.”
Won’t be sad when he dies
Lord also says to use 'wisdom'.
So wait. If your toilet paper can multiply, tell me why they need tithes again?
Lmao omg honestly super religious people basically believe in witchcraft
This is a joke right
These pastors are bonkers
... Send him in the desert for 40 days... Then we negociate for toilet paper
When are white Christian's going to denounce these domestic terrorists?
Hahahahaha what a shit
Amen?
He can't be serious. How could anyone say that with a straight face?
Why do the idiots get the notoriety?
Arrest him
Sounds like some good old fashioned tabloid trash fake news to me.
Hey Newsweek do you like this painting of St.Simon of Trent made by Italian painter Giovanni Gasparro?
Just like he's been there for all the other stuff he's needed for...
As a retired pastor of many years, I have one comment for this fool. You're putting God to the test (forbidden), not showing an active faith, disregarding authorities (forbidden) & preaching nonsense. Hopefully you're members will realize that when toilet paper runs out /2
How many people will this guy kill with his ignorance
What if for God humans & coronavirus are 2 of his created species he loves equally?! And he doesn't want to interfere like he doesn't interfere in what happens between Zebra & Lions.
God will help you if you did not respect Jesus because Jesus is not the rich man? Haha..
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