Conor McGregor Undergoes 3 Hours Of Surgery To Repair Fractured Ego

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LOS ANGELES—Rushed to hospital after a gruesome loss Sunday at UFC 264, Conor McGregor reportedly underwent surgery for three hours Wednesday to repair a fractured ego. “We’re able to salvage it thanks to an intramedullary rod and some small screws, but it was already incredibly fragile before the fight,” said surgeon…

reportedly underwent surgery for three

hours Wednesday to repair a fractured ego. “We’re able to salvage it thanks to an intramedullary rod and some small screws, but it was already incredibly fragile before the fight,” said surgeon Dennis Singleton, revealing that McGregor’s ego took some brutal damage over the course of his UFC career and may never return to normal. “In his prime, Conor had one of the most impressive egos we’ve ever seen, but it’s been slowly whittled away.

 

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THE BEST ONION EVER.

lthomasnews Oh Jesus not the onion

Ultimate Freak Club!

We have the technology, we can rebuild him. His leg, not his ego.

heynottheface BigDaddyZSports

metal_heart1 Not THE ONION coming for Conor 🤣

lthomasnews This is better

lthomasnews Just the 3 hours? Impressive.

heynottheface “Surgeons gave up, and decided there was no hope, and had to pull the plug……They’ve never seen anything so big”

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Until his cornerman suddenly throws in the towel

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CrooklynMMA The surgery was a horrible failure lol

That fruit was hanging lower than the detached portion of his tibia.

MichelleOH

They would get past those stupid teeth in 3 hours😂

connorStrong

Clearly a joke, everyone knows it would’ve been a much longer surgery

that was quick

Like throwing those polystyrene packaging pieces you get, that look like Wotsits but they're white, but you taste them anyway, just to see, into the Grand Canyon.

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It’s going to take a hell of a lot longer than 3 hours to fix that guys massive ego.

bulletvaIentina

Did auto correct drop the zero out of that thirty hour process?

Conor McGregor responded by slipping into The Onion's wife DM's.

I'm sorry, i know this will be devastating for Conor, but who is he?

Should be sedated with his whiskey for the best recovery.

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