Computer Not Looking Forward To Having To Replace Man's Repetitive, Mindless Job
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Woman looking forward to replacing man in mindless repetitive job of eating. “Can I get extra pickles?” “I’m sorry, valued customer, I’m afraid I can’t do that.” You’ve outdone yourselves with this report Yet they still need a wo(man) to stand at the counter and tell customers to use the computer. Is it really going to be the case?
Cardi B to Foot Bill for Funeral and Repatriation Costs for Bronx Fire VictimsBronx-born hip-hop star Cardi B will pay the funeral costs for the 17 victims of the January 9th blaze in a high-rise apartment, including repatriation costs for victims whose remains would be sent for burial to The Gambia. Jail the landlord - who is on Mayor Eric Adams' transition team. For Housing. 17 counts of negligent homicide. nunnnnnyaaa Very nice of her, and would rather the owners of that building pay for it due to its negligence. Much respect to Cardi B for stepping up to support these families in this way. However, I wan to know what the landlord and the city are doing to house, clothe and make families whole financially?
Cardi B Offers to Cover Funeral Costs for Bronx Fire Victims'I hope that not having to worry about the costs associated with burying their loved ones will help as they move forward and heal,' said Cardi B in a statement to TMZ.
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