City’s Little Italy Now Down To Single Meatball

CHICAGO—Reflecting on the once-bustling neighborhood that had been significantly reduced over the years, local residents confirmed Thursday that all that now remained of the city’s Little Italy was a single meatball.

the red-and-white tablecloth and salt and pepper shakers as recently as 2002. “It’s always sad to see these landmarks disappear, but I suppose we should count ourselves lucky that it’s expertly seasoned with breadcrumbs and Parmesan. Plus, it’s a pretty big meatball, so that’s nice.” At press time, the Little Italy neighborhood had been further reduced to a marinara smear and a single sprig of parsley.

katewhiteshark

The old neighbourhood hasn't been the same since the moozarell and the gabagool moved out to the suburbs. Marone!

City’s Little Italy down to run down Olive Garden in once Bustling Mall Parking Lot.

Everything changed when the pineapple nation attacked

Baltimore. Jaja.

Too much sneezing going on.

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meh

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Joemet123

.. but the lady can have it.

It so sad. No pasta. No pasta.

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One, is the loneliest meatball that you’ll ever dooo

Sadly that meat ball came from Ikea.☹️

That's all there really was anyways

And his a name is a Giuseppe!

'Grandma I'm hungry...'. Problem solved.

StormYorha

Sounds like the little Italy in my city

Sources later confirmed it was in fact the left eye from missing mob informant Alan Weisselberg.

Little Italy will build back better.

Is this the same town that claims the word 'innuendo' is Italian for Anal Sex?

I always reorder when we get down to 2 meatballs

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The scourge of gentrification.

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I am totally tripping out

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I'm ok with that.

VoteAngryNow The tiny Italian Flag is really cute. No one can eat just one meatball. That’s just wrong.

I call dibs.

You get no bread with one meatball!

Open the border and bring in the Italian grandma's. Problem solved.

And they still charged full price.

.. and the last of the spaghetti went earlier in the day.

Very good

The littlest Italy.

Oh, an actual meatball.

GayerSpidey this is Italian persecution.

Edible or human?

That’s one spicy meatball

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